SinisterSS Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 once that shit has been pounded into roast beef there's no going back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Well I have been out of the game for awhile. I am not sure what the dating rules are these days. Is it still assumed the guys pays for dates? Even if the girl asks them out? How about sex? I have had a few all over me and have sex the first night but on the second date wont give you any. Then I have had a few who say they want to take things slow. I guess I am just confused I wonder if I am the only one or what. How many dates do most of you guys have before sex etc... Bro you are on the wrong forum to ask about girls and sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eye_of_the_Beholder Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 that is easy..get caught banging another chick when she comes over..if she wants to join, keep her..if she leaves crying, hope she isnt crazy psyco and try to fuck your life all up . :thumbup::funny::whistle: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 I am this way too.... fuck I was working on this girl for like a week or so. Sunday night she comes over... fucks my brains out... now wont leave... is telling me she will wait for me while deployed and what not.. She is a great girl... but how do I tell her gtfo Cliff Notes: Stage 5 clinger Simple.. you have AIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 once that shit has been pounded into roast beef there's no going back ew.... well atleast i have that going for me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 ew.... well atleast i have that going for me... Don't ignore me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Don't ignore me. never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 My pants are around my ankles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted May 29, 2009 Report Share Posted May 29, 2009 Bro you are on the wrong forum to ask about girls and sex. What's this girl-sex you speak of ? I am intrigued ... My pants are around my ankles. Hey could you pick up that bar of soap I just threw ... errr ... I mean ... dropped, right there ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psi nrg Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 (edited) I know I am only 23 but I have been in the dating scene pretty much my whole life. I've never had a GF but have always had a plethera of vagina on hand at all times. I will fill you in on my little secret that will always get you laid and forever have girls wanting you. Its called 3. Round up about 3 girls ( 3 is a good number because it's not too many and gives a decent amount of options). Go out on causal date, mostly for drinks, maybe dinner if the connection is stronger with each girl. Get to know them, but the important thing you really need to do is feel them out. After the first dates are over with all three girls, now is where the fun starts. Or you if you suck you can get burned. Start with your priority choice ( usually the hottest) and work your way down. Call all three the same day. Dont say you have any definite plans until you have the upper hand on the largest potental for a good time/ getting laid. Now say hottest girl blows you off, call the next girl, see what shes doing, wheres shes going etc... This is Key because you dont want to be seen out by anyone of the other girls. Basically its like you leave your options open to where you can manipulate the situation to your likings. Always be sure to call them back and be like "Hey sorry I might just have a chill night but lets get together some other time", or some other believeable excuse. But really you're going to go out with someone else. Play that for a few weeks and see what happens. The less you make yourself available the better. Chicks now feel the need to work for it and thats exactly what you need to get them to do. If none of the 3 chicks work out move on to another three or ditch the one that sucks and pick up 2 more. I've used this little trick or secret if you will since I was in high school and I have yet to have it fail for me. Maybe thats why I dont have a gf but I get laid alot haha. There Mensan I edited it the best I could without spell check do I pass? Edited June 1, 2009 by psi nrg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 I know I am only 23 but I have been in the datin scene my whole life. Never had a GF but have always had a plathera of vagina on hand at all times. I will fill you in on my little secret that will always get you laid and forever have girls wanting you. Its called 3 round up about 3 girls ( 3 is a good number because its not too many and gives a decent amount of options). Go out on causal date mostly for drinks maybe dinner if the connection is stronger. Get to know her basically what you need to do is feel her out. After the first date is over with all three girls now is where the fun starts. Or you can get burned. Start with your priority choice ( usually the hottest) and work your way down. Call all three the same day. Dont say you have any definate plans until you have the upper hand on the largest potental for a good time/ getting laid. Now say hottest girl blows you off, call next girl. See what shes doing. Basically its like you leave your options open but then always be sure to call them back and be like hey sorry i might just have a chill night but lets get together some other time. But really your gunna go out on a with someone else. Play that for a few weeks and see what happens. The less you make your self available the better. Chicks now feel the need to work for it. And thats exactly what you need to do. If none of the 3 chicks work out move on to another three or ditch the one that sucks and pick up 2 more. Ive used this little trick or secret if you will since I was in high school and I have yet to have it fail for me. Maybe thats why I dont have a gf but I get laid alot haha. Good advice. Here's my choice for the three girls (all should be English majors): 1)The first one can teach you how to type a complete sentence, 2)The second can teach you what a paragraph is, 3)The third girl can teach you how to spell "plethora" and "definite" Try those three things and get back to us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psi nrg Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Good advice. Here's my choice for the three girls (all should be English majors): 1)The first one can teach you how to type a complete sentence, 2)The second can teach you what a paragraph is, 3)The third girl can teach you how to spell "plethora" and "definite" Try those three things and get back to us. Dude this isnt AP english. But just for you I'll go back and change my one letter spelling errors and poor sentance structure, Pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 7 hour rule ftw!! Just picked up some hot ass 18 year old asian chick last week here and within 2 hours of meeting her, had her in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Is it still assumed the guys pays for dates? Even if the girl asks them out? How about sex? taken out of context... that is a very very funny quote!!! In all seriousness. I come from a very old-school conservative family so its (in my opinion) always right to pay for dates when initially "Courting" a woman. By "courting" i mean the first 6-8 months of dating when you are getting to know one another. That's what I did and I hooked a good gal who (7 years later) i'm marrying in 27 days. As far as sex goes, i would wait until at least the third date only because you want to see who she is before you bang her. You want to get your "character-judge-o-meter" out and make sure shes not psycho/diseased/etc. that's just my 2 cents. For all i care you can nail her tonight on a whim... just dont come back here and tell us that your nuts itch and she's threatening your life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boosted98gst Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 taken out of context... that is a very very funny quote!!! In all seriousness. I come from a very old-school conservative family so its (in my opinion) always right to pay for dates when initially "Courting" a woman. By "courting" i mean the first 6-8 months of dating when you are getting to know one another. That's what I did and I hooked a good gal who (7 years later) i'm marrying in 27 days. As far as sex goes, i would wait until at least the third date only because you want to see who she is before you bang her. You want to get your "character-judge-o-meter" out and make sure shes not psycho/diseased/etc. that's just my 2 cents. For all i care you can nail her tonight on a whim... just dont come back here and tell us that your nuts itch and she's threatening your life. I really agree with what you said, Id hold off a few dates to get a feel of what type of person she really is. Im sure by the end of the first date you pretty much already have an idea if your going to be getting your dick wet or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Vette Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 If you fucked them the first "date" and they didn't want any dick the second time you hang out, then you are DEFINITELY NOT pouring the peter correctly. Just try to watch more porn and you'll eventually get better. From my experience, girls who usually want to "take it slow" have some sort of bush/pussy stank issues or their puss looks like a catcher's mit. They may also have redneck titties that they are embarassed about or they are usually self-conscious about their weight. There is, however, there is a small chance that she is a nice, hot, and intelligent girl... but this is highly unlikely. Any one final note, if you want to fuck right when you meet a girl... YOU GOTTA EAT THAT SHIT!!! Yeah, exactly what he said. The chance of the ones taking it slow are few and far between, but very possible. As for paying for shit, well I just don't care. I will pay for the third date, but after that it isn't free anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamonds Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 Originally Posted by sciongirl im a fucking prude and born again virgin. all that means is that in high school you used "young life" as a utility to socialize with guys from other schools which led to tons of sex at age 15 with a 16 year-old guy who could drive which resulted in a pregnancy followed by an abortion.... then you because cautious and affected.... BOOM, born again virgin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 7 hour rule ftw!! Just picked up some hot ass 18 year old asian chick last week here and within 2 hours of meeting her, had her in bed. I want to see pics of said Asian girl. That is on my "list" before I die, along with having sex with a big titty midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squale iii Posted June 1, 2009 Report Share Posted June 1, 2009 If you fucked them the first "date" and they didn't want any dick the second time you hang out, then you are DEFINITELY NOT pouring the peter correctly. Just try to watch more porn and you'll eventually get better. From my experience, girls who usually want to "take it slow" have some sort of bush/pussy stank issues or their puss looks like a catcher's mit. They may also have redneck titties that they are embarassed about or they are usually self-conscious about their weight. There is, however, there is a small chance that she is a nice, hot, and intelligent girl... but this is highly unlikely. Any one final note, if you want to fuck right when you meet a girl... YOU GOTTA EAT THAT SHIT!!![/QUOTE] I disagree. If you can fuck like a champ, there is no need to eat her out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eye_of_the_Beholder Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I know I am only 23 but I have been in the dating scene pretty much my whole life. I've never had a GF but have always had a plethera of vagina on hand at all times. I will fill you in on my little secret that will always get you laid and forever have girls wanting you. Its called 3. Round up about 3 girls ( 3 is a good number because it's not too many and gives a decent amount of options). Go out on causal date, mostly for drinks, maybe dinner if the connection is stronger with each girl. Get to know them, but the important thing you really need to do is feel them out. After the first dates are over with all three girls, now is where the fun starts. Or you if you suck you can get burned. Start with your priority choice ( usually the hottest) and work your way down. Call all three the same day. Dont say you have any definite plans until you have the upper hand on the largest potental for a good time/ getting laid. Now say hottest girl blows you off, call the next girl, see what shes doing, wheres shes going etc... This is Key because you dont want to be seen out by anyone of the other girls. Basically its like you leave your options open to where you can manipulate the situation to your likings. Always be sure to call them back and be like "Hey sorry I might just have a chill night but lets get together some other time", or some other believeable excuse. But really you're going to go out with someone else. Play that for a few weeks and see what happens. The less you make yourself available the better. Chicks now feel the need to work for it and thats exactly what you need to get them to do. If none of the 3 chicks work out move on to another three or ditch the one that sucks and pick up 2 more. I've used this little trick or secret if you will since I was in high school and I have yet to have it fail for me. Maybe thats why I dont have a gf but I get laid alot haha. There Mensan I edited it the best I could without spell check do I pass? You may have just earned an Eviction from Dude Island spilling those beans... The Dude Tribe has spoken...you must leave Dude Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 You may have just earned an Eviction from Dude Island spilling those beans... The Dude Tribe has spoken...you must leave Dude Island. you must be in the office watching survivor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Eye_of_the_Beholder Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 you must be in the office watching survivor :nod: BETTER!!!! "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here" what could be better than Speidi in the jungle getting bitten by bugs, sunburnt, Khaki "outfits" and stuck with ONE toilet for 7 "Celebrities"... Sweet baby Jesus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psi nrg Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 You may have just earned an Eviction from Dude Island spilling those beans... The Dude Tribe has spoken...you must leave Dude Island. Rule # 57 Never leave a fellow crasher behind I felt bad for the dude I had to give him something! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I know I am only 23 but I have been in the dating scene pretty much my whole life. I've never had a GF but have always had a plethera of vagina on hand at all times. I will fill you in on my little secret that will always get you laid and forever have girls wanting you. Its called 3. Round up about 3 girls ( 3 is a good number because it's not too many and gives a decent amount of options). Go out on causal date, mostly for drinks, maybe dinner if the connection is stronger with each girl. Get to know them, but the important thing you really need to do is feel them out. After the first dates are over with all three girls, now is where the fun starts. Or you if you suck you can get burned. Start with your priority choice ( usually the hottest) and work your way down. Call all three the same day. Dont say you have any definite plans until you have the upper hand on the largest potental for a good time/ getting laid. Now say hottest girl blows you off, call the next girl, see what shes doing, wheres shes going etc... This is Key because you dont want to be seen out by anyone of the other girls. Basically its like you leave your options open to where you can manipulate the situation to your likings. Always be sure to call them back and be like "Hey sorry I might just have a chill night but lets get together some other time", or some other believeable excuse. But really you're going to go out with someone else. Play that for a few weeks and see what happens. The less you make yourself available the better. Chicks now feel the need to work for it and thats exactly what you need to get them to do. If none of the 3 chicks work out move on to another three or ditch the one that sucks and pick up 2 more. I've used this little trick or secret if you will since I was in high school and I have yet to have it fail for me. Maybe thats why I dont have a gf but I get laid alot haha. There Mensan I edited it the best I could without spell check do I pass? I never gave it a word or name but this is exactly what ive been doing since I was 21 (save for the few relationships where i actually gave it a go and was monogomous, go figure). Yes this definitly works and it works like a charm. You keep yourself entertained while 2 of the 3 get to wondering "why hasnt he called me lately?". Chasing a girl can just look desperate and pathetic so this is a perfect system. Not to mention you dont look "too available" yet you still show interest. If one dumps you or it gets weird or you lose interest simply drop her and add in a new one, the cycle never ends. Best of all should you ever get caught you can claim the 'but we're just dating' rule in which when two people are just dating they dont neccessarily have to be monogomous. Its a bit shady but it works because you know that bitch is seeing other guys but in the end who the fuck cares right? Good talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted June 2, 2009 Report Share Posted June 2, 2009 I want to see pics of said Asian girl. That is on my "list" before I die, along with having sex with a big titty midget. PM me your email addy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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