Guest Melanie Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 So 3 men are standing at the gates of heaven waiting to find out what kind of car they will get to drive. God tells them that the amount of times they cheated on someone, will determine what they get. So he asks guy #1 "How many times did you cheat?" He answers "about 10 times." "Well, you sir get a Geo Metro." So he asks guy #2 how many times. "Twice I think." "Well then, you get a rusted out Mustang." Then he asks the last guy. "Never cheated once." "You sir are a good man, so you can have a Bentley." So they all take their cars and enter heaven. Well one day they are all driving down the highway and the Geo Metro guy sees the Bentley guy on the side of the road looking very angry. He pulls over. "Why do you look so upset? This is heaven, your car wont be broke down for very long." He replies, "I'm not upset about the Bentley, I just saw my wife ride by on a skateboard." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Igor Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 Old, but still funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 *slaps knee* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 ahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fubar231 Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 luls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tuner2theend Posted June 25, 2009 Report Share Posted June 25, 2009 damn lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 She be a derty feckin' WHORE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morabu Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 ah hahahahaha :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sgtschulze Posted June 26, 2009 Report Share Posted June 26, 2009 I lol'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melanie Posted June 29, 2009 Report Share Posted June 29, 2009 Thought you guys would like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave1647545494 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 funny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stallion Motorsports1647545491 Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 hehehaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted June 30, 2009 Report Share Posted June 30, 2009 Hey, that sounds like my wife... (soon to be ex) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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