phil Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 i just texted a chick i met at the bar sat nite me: hey whats up her: good morning me: wen you going to let me tap that her:ummm seriously? me:ummm yea her: i was really drunk that nite at the bar, maybe you should delete my number if you think im a slut me: whoa whoa whoa, dont get all butt hurt now, just answer the question her:bye me: i love you!!!! her: you are being a creeper me: i know where you live, dont make me stalk your bushes her: im calling the cops me:keke ill rape the cops to her: no response where did i go wrong??? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Best thread I have read in a long time i just texted a chick i met at the bar sat nite me: hey whats up her: good morning me: wen you going to let me tap that her:ummm seriously? me:ummm yea her: i was really drunk that nite at the bar, maybe you should delete my number if you think im a slut me: whoa whoa whoa, dont get all butt hurt now, just answer the question her:bye me: i love you!!!! her: you are being a creeper me: i know where you live, dont make me stalk your bushes her: im calling the cops me:keke ill rape the cops to her: no response where did i go wrong??? lol LMAO, fuckin awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 still no response, time to find the ski mask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 still no response, time to find the ski mask I got the white bronco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 this is something i would expect from paul [quote name= CRs urinal cake] me: when you gonna let me tap that? mom: what? me: when are you going to let me beat it up? mom: you did last night. your as bad as your father Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I got the white bronco lets go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 me: when can i tap that? her: hahahahah anytime you want! me: when can i tap that? her: I think that is an approiate question for your GIRLFRIEND YO!! him: when can i tap that? me: do i know you? him: you've seen me naked me: oh well then in that case i want buttsechs now! him: dock with me me: after the buttsechs no response Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 greg ill dock with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 me: so when are you gonna let me tap that? her: haha what? me: i'm a busy man, i need answers her: i'm a busy woman, i have a waiting list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1fast5gp Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 me: so when are you gonna let me tap that? her: haha what? me: i'm a busy man, i need answers her: i'm a busy woman, i have a waiting list lol i wouldn't tap that.. not after that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 lol i wouldn't tap that.. not after that lol she was joking, i'm friends with her boyfriend The other girls I texted weren't any fun. Thats the only good response I got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I thought about doing this but then realized anyone I texted in my contacts with that would end badly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 my best one yet. btw shes a swinger me:when you going to let me tap that? her: im going to a party this weekend you should be my date me: cant wont be in town her: come to my house now, my husband isnt home til 3 me: i can drive my car her:i want dick faget, ill come pick you up me:umm are you going to violate me? her: i want dick, im already on my way im so scared Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 me: when you gonna let me tap that ? her: excuse me ? me: read it again... her: idk me: ugh wheres ur friend shes easier her: u jerk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 me: so when are you gonna let me tap that? her: haha me: i need an answer her: haha oh no you do not me: so when are you gonna let me tap that? her: which one of your circle jerk friends told you to say that? me: none, i make my own decisions. you know you want me her: are you drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 me: when you gonna let me tap that ? her: excuse me ? me: read it again... her: idk me: ugh wheres ur friend shes easier her: u jerk lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 her: which one of your circle jerk friends told you to say that? lol, busted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 the responses are amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 (edited) ** Edited July 29, 2009 by John Bruh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Automotive Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Very nice! Im not too sure I could get involved with something like this, it would end badly... I love Tylers WTF....Wed Thurs Fri!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 Let me try it with my wife now....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidward Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 me: so i have a question... her:hey! yeah? me: so when you gonna let me tap that? her: Excuse me?? me: you heard me her:never, sorry hun me: what if i just piitb? her: ...... me: please? : ) her: maybe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboNova Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 I can see menacing charges coming about for someone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted July 29, 2009 Report Share Posted July 29, 2009 me: When you gonna let me tap it? him: Now me: Fo sho. him: I want you in my foxhole. me: I'll bring my rifle. End story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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