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Me: so, ive got a question for you.

Her: Shoot.

Me: when you gonna let me tap that girllll?

.........

Her: wtf?

Me: tisk tisk, im a veryyy busy man. is that a yes or a no?

Her: idk what you mean?

Me: simple concept girly, you, me, and some scented candles and barry white.

Her: you're so weird

Me: THATS NEITHER A YES OR A NO! IM ON MY WAY NOWWWW!

Her: to where?

Me: where you are of course! ill bring the trojan xls you bring the candles! go!

Her: im at some random girls house on my way to a lesbian bar can we reschedule?

Me: NEVARRRR!

Her: well we can chill sometime

Me: we cant chill because i make so much heat from the friction.

Her: omg shut the fuck up lol you know im gay

Me: so thats a no?

Her: thats a hell no. lo siento

Me: lameeee

Her: well i still love ya like a brother. :)

 

It's so much fun texting lesbians.

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hahaha i got in some trouble the other night LOL.....

 

me: hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that ass?

her: wow are u serious right now

me: hell yeah i'm serious. why not?

her: bc i have a boyfriend now. and i dont appreciate you talking to me like that

me: talking like what?

her: umm ok leave me alone

me: so hows friday night then?

her: i don't think so

me: pshh whatev. where yo man at?

her: why does it matter

me: you know you want this

her: grow up, you're getting on my fucking nerves

me: damn it was a joke, why you gotta be a bitch about it

her: just stop fucking texting me

me: you're seriously getting mad right now?

her: you haven't talked to me in 6 months and now suddenly you wanna hook up? and you wonder why i didnt want to date you

me: wtf are you even talking about

her: i'm talking about how annoying you are. i know you're drunk

me: oh so i'm annoying now?

her: just let it go steve, dont even text me back

her: i don't want to talk to you while youre drunk. call me when you're sober if you want to actually be mature and talk

me: lol well you still havent answered my question

her: ok hows never sound? sry but i'm happy with my bf

me: you probably think about me when you're fucking him don't you?

her: wow you're an asshole. actually you werent my type thats why things didnt work out with us

me: oh so THATS why we didnt work out?

her: honestly you just seemed too shy. i'm used to guys being more open

me: well i think you were plenty open enough for the both of us seeing as how you were begging for my cock the 2nd time we hung out

her: ok i barely even remember that night. i drank a lot and you know it

me: pshh keep making excuses. you know you still dream about fucking me

her: fuck off

 

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Ummm, yeah.... So I tried the live version while I was out Saturday night and... well, it didn't exactly go so smoothly. I had to have a few drinks in me to pull it off but here’s how they went (from what I can remember). I tried about 8 times, but only 3 actually responded back, the other 5 just ignored me after I ask “Can I tap that”. :lol:

 

Description: A solid 9 with nice titties, a red blouse and blond hair.

Me: Hey, so I got a question

Girl: Okay...? (in a real prissy tone)

Me: You think I can tap that?

Girl: WHAT!?

Me: Can I tap that?

Girl: Who the fuck are you... Josh (apparently the guy she was with)

Josh: What the fucks your deal!?

Me: It was just a question.

Josh: Well how about I ask you a question

Me: Okay.

Josh: How about you get the fuck outta here before I kick your ass.

Me: So what’s the question, I don't understand, are you asking me if you can kick my ass? Because the answer is no. Now, let me ask YOU a question

Josh: (just looks at me)

Me: Can I tap that?

Josh: Get the fuck outta here.

Me: Whatev!

 

Description: An 8 with a nice rack and a small tight skirt. Brunette hair.

Me: I got a question.

Girl: What’s up!

Me: Are you here with a guy named Josh. (See I got smarter)

Girl: (A little laugh), ummm no, why?

Me: Are you here with any guy.

Girl: No….

Me: Sweeet, okay so now for the REAL question, can I tap that?

Girl: LOL, what!?

Me: Can I tap that.

Girl: Is that seriously you’re best pick up line.

Me: I wouldn’t call it a pick up line; I’m more of a cut to the chase kind of guy.

Girl: Well that’s great, but I’m not.

Me: Sooooo, is that a yes?

Girl: No, it’s a no. So sweetie if you think that’s how I am you’re wrong.

Me: My fault, I just assumed that since your titties were bust out of your extra small dress that you were looking for penor and like I said, I like to cut to the chase.

Girl: (set her drink down and walked away with her 2 friends)

 

 

Description: 6.5 – 7 nice body, so so face (big nose) blond and DRUNK as FUCK!

Me: Damn you look good enough to ask a question!?

Her: Haha, what!?

Me: I said can I ask you a question

Her: YES!!!!

Me: wow you’re loud.

Her: That’s not a question, let me ask you.

Me: What?

Her: What’s your name?

Me: That’s not how this works.

Her: Yes it is, what’s your name?

Me: Travis (just a random name I give to strangers in bars)

Her: Travis, you need a drink!

Me: Ummm, yeah so can I ask you a question.

Her: yeah!

Me: Can I tap that?

Her: Whaaat?

Me: Can I tap that?

Her: Hahaha, wow I’m not that easy am I.

Me: I don’t know are you?

Her: Maybe, you need a drink.

Me: You callin me ugly?

Her: No!

Me: So when can I tap that.

Her: After we drink.

Me: Nice.

Her: why did you ask me that?

Me: Because it’s a game and I needed to get a yes.

Her: But I didn’t say yes.

Me; Yes you did, like 2 seconds ago.

Her: Oh did I… hahah, okay then.

Me: Wow… Are you drunk?

Her: Nooo…wheres your dink.

Me: I drank it.

Her: You’re cute!

Me: You’re drunk and apparently easy.

Her: Huh, that’s not nice.

Me: But true right.

Her: NOoooo I’m not too drunk.

Me: Okay (at this point it was getting kind of annoying because she would start to half dance then grab onto me and she was pretty sweaty too)

Her: Don’t be mean.

Me: Okay, so just so I’m clear, I CAN tap that right.

Her: If you’re not mean.

Me: Okay then, meet me in the men’s room.

Her: What! No that’s nasty!

Me: So you’d let a stranger tear you’re walls down but all of sudden you have standards as to were?

Her: You’re getting mean.

Me: Yeah, well you’re getting annoying so lets call it even.

 

I stopped after that. To be honest, its kind of hard to just be that straight forward and keep up the persona of a complete ass. Call me too nice, but it’s hard work being a dick and having to have quick witty come backs. I think I’ll stick to texting.

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Description: A solid 9 with nice titties, a red blouse and blond hair.

Me: Hey, so I got a question

Girl: Okay...? (in a real prissy tone)

Me: You think I can tap that?

Girl: WHAT!?

Me: Can I tap that?

Girl: Who the fuck are you... Josh (apparently the guy she was with)

Josh: What the fucks your deal!?

Me: It was just a question.

Josh: Well how about I ask you a question

Me: Okay.

Josh: How about you get the fuck outta here before I kick your ass.

Me: So what’s the question, I don't understand, are you asking me if you can kick my ass? Because the answer is no. Now, let me ask YOU a question

Josh: (just looks at me)

Me: Can I tap that?

Josh: Get the fuck outta here.

Me: Whatev!

 

Omg those were all hailarious "Travis"

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Ummm, yeah.... So I tried the live version while I was out Saturday night and... well, it didn't exactly go so smoothly. I had to have a few drinks in me to pull it off but here’s how they went (from what I can remember). I tried about 8 times, but only 3 actually responded back, the other 5 just ignored me after I ask “Can I tap that”. :lol:

 

Description: A solid 9 with nice titties, a red blouse and blond hair.

Me: Hey, so I got a question

Girl: Okay...? (in a real prissy tone)

Me: You think I can tap that?

Girl: WHAT!?

Me: Can I tap that?

Girl: Who the fuck are you... Josh (apparently the guy she was with)

Josh: What the fucks your deal!?

Me: It was just a question.

Josh: Well how about I ask you a question

Me: Okay.

Josh: How about you get the fuck outta here before I kick your ass.

Me: So what’s the question, I don't understand, are you asking me if you can kick my ass? Because the answer is no. Now, let me ask YOU a question

Josh: (just looks at me)

Me: Can I tap that?

Josh: Get the fuck outta here.

Me: Whatev!

 

Description: An 8 with a nice rack and a small tight skirt. Brunette hair.

Me: I got a question.

Girl: What’s up!

Me: Are you here with a guy named Josh. (See I got smarter)

Girl: (A little laugh), ummm no, why?

Me: Are you here with any guy.

Girl: No….

Me: Sweeet, okay so now for the REAL question, can I tap that?

Girl: LOL, what!?

Me: Can I tap that.

Girl: Is that seriously you’re best pick up line.

Me: I wouldn’t call it a pick up line; I’m more of a cut to the chase kind of guy.

Girl: Well that’s great, but I’m not.

Me: Sooooo, is that a yes?

Girl: No, it’s a no. So sweetie if you think that’s how I am you’re wrong.

Me: My fault, I just assumed that since your titties were bust out of your extra small dress that you were looking for penor and like I said, I like to cut to the chase.

Girl: (set her drink down and walked away with her 2 friends)

 

 

Description: 6.5 – 7 nice body, so so face (big nose) blond and DRUNK as FUCK!

Me: Damn you look good enough to ask a question!?

Her: Haha, what!?

Me: I said can I ask you a question

Her: YES!!!!

Me: wow you’re loud.

Her: That’s not a question, let me ask you.

Me: What?

Her: What’s your name?

Me: That’s not how this works.

Her: Yes it is, what’s your name?

Me: Travis (just a random name I give to strangers in bars)

Her: Travis, you need a drink!

Me: Ummm, yeah so can I ask you a question.

Her: yeah!

Me: Can I tap that?

Her: Whaaat?

Me: Can I tap that?

Her: Hahaha, wow I’m not that easy am I.

Me: I don’t know are you?

Her: Maybe, you need a drink.

Me: You callin me ugly?

Her: No!

Me: So when can I tap that.

Her: After we drink.

Me: Nice.

Her: why did you ask me that?

Me: Because it’s a game and I needed to get a yes.

Her: But I didn’t say yes.

Me; Yes you did, like 2 seconds ago.

Her: Oh did I… hahah, okay then.

Me: Wow… Are you drunk?

Her: Nooo…wheres your dink.

Me: I drank it.

Her: You’re cute!

Me: You’re drunk and apparently easy.

Her: Huh, that’s not nice.

Me: But true right.

Her: NOoooo I’m not too drunk.

Me: Okay (at this point it was getting kind of annoying because she would start to half dance then grab onto me and she was pretty sweaty too)

Her: Don’t be mean.

Me: Okay, so just so I’m clear, I CAN tap that right.

Her: If you’re not mean.

Me: Okay then, meet me in the men’s room.

Her: What! No that’s nasty!

Me: So you’d let a stranger tear you’re walls down but all of sudden you have standards as to were?

Her: You’re getting mean.

Me: Yeah, well you’re getting annoying so lets call it even.

 

I stopped after that. To be honest, its kind of hard to just be that straight forward and keep up the persona of a complete ass. Call me too nice, but it’s hard work being a dick and having to have quick witty come backs. I think I’ll stick to texting.

 

looks like me and you gotta go out to bar soon!! i like your style No homo!

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me: Hey I gotta a question for you

her: what

me: when you gonna let me tap that?

her: tonight

me: answer the question yes or no

her: I said tonight

 

1 for 1 :D

 

Me: Let me ask you something

Her: who is this

Me: you call me daddy

Her: who?

Me: Chocolate Thunder

Her: Oh steve, you are silly. How you been?

Me: Good, so question for you

Her: Just ask the question I am working

Me: So when can I tap that?

Her: I have not heard from you in months and you ask me that?

Me: Just answer the question

Her: Why are you being so pushy

Me: Yes or No?

Her: You do know I am pregnant now?

Me: Wow you are? What does that mean?

Her: There is a chance it is urs?

Me: WTF? You are kidding right?

Her: No but after my boyfriend leaves for work you can cum by, I have been wanting you to come by

Me: Pregnant?

Her: Yeah, he leaves at 9:30, come by I will just have a shirt on :)

 

I quit this game :(

 

She is a joker and damn that shit. She just sent me a text said she was kidding and do not treat her like a whore. But I could still come by. Y'alls game sucks

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Just think though, in one night I have banged more chicks than you have in your little time on this planet :bangbang:

 

psss please doubt it

 

plus when i did your brother it counted as liek 15 girls so im up there..

 

 

waiiittt that was homo... ahh well

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yea.... hmm ive never seen a pimp with such a big ass head. not sure if its the hair but DAWM! :bangbang:

 

BTW, thanks for the compliment, I will trim the pubes better next time. You have to work on your gag reflex :eek: and learn to unlock them jaw bones damn :bangbang:

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Me: Can I tap that

 

Them: Wow so straight forward. No hi, can I take you to dinner

 

Me: No.. and I dont use condoms or lube. So when can I do you in the hiney while listening to the sound of my awesomeness smacking against your sweaty ass crack?

 

Them: Well when you put it like that I'll be home in an hour. But try to keep your balls away from my balls. I want this to be as little homo as possible.

 

Me. Oh shit, wrong number.

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