Miller Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 (edited) I've just started 3 more and 2 hate me jeopardy music... Result 1 me: yo when can I tap that? her: Who is this? me: doctor snake crotch. hurry this is sssSSSSerious! her: relle who is this? me: I just told you so when can I? her: you never told me your name me: it's DR. SNAKE! now my place or yours? her: this is really pissin me off who are yew? her: (duplicate text) her: love=pain her: dude fuck you never txt this number again her: (duplicate text) me: I got it the first time, thankssssssSS! I'm going to bail on this one i think this bitch may be crazy Result 2 me: yo when you gonna let me tap that? her: ZACK MILLER?!? I don't see you in a year and then you ask me that?!? What are you thinking snackshack? me: ha....hi lynz me: well you the one that got that job at the bar and disappeared! her: well i just quit last week me: say it ain't so her: ya I'm dieing from a hangover today but another day for sure having a girlfriend makes this game a little less fun Result 3 fail, no reaction Result 4 me: when can i tap yo ass u bish? her: fuck you result 5 me: yo when can i tap it? her: since you put it like that...in a few hours me: UH OH! WE GOT A HOE!!! Edited July 31, 2009 by Miller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 i'm too old and lame. I have ZERO female numbers, wife deleted them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Okay, lets step this game up a bit. I say next time you're out at a bar or where ever just ask any random girl face to face if you can tap it. It's Friday, so tonight should be good. I'll post my results... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Okay, lets step this game up a bit. I say next time you're out at a bar or where ever just ask any random girl face to face if you can tap it. It's Friday, so tonight should be good. I'll post my results... Done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Done! We are goanna be so cool and get sooooo much ass, it's not even funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 We are goanna be so cool and get sooooo much ass, it's not even funny! i really did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Im game. Last night I asked a random if she wanted to make out... She was right in my face... I think she was a couger.... but I was unsuccessful. Damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Hahah, nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinergi Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 I dont have the balls to try this Send me some numbers, I will do it for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinergi Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Me: Hey, I have a question I think you can help me with. Her: Ok, i'll take the bait.. Me: When are you gonna let me tap that? Her: Lmao! i knew it!..anytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Me: Hey, I have a question I think you can help me with. Her: Ok, i'll take the bait.. Me: When are you gonna let me tap that? Her: Lmao! i knew it!..anytime. i like that approach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAWDAD Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 I am going to play this game all night tonight. I work third shift so maybe the hoes will be drunk and I will get some interesting feed back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyBuiltRacing Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Me to GF Me: When you gonna let me tap that? GF: Whenever you want Me: How bout now GF: God I wish I wasn't at work Me: Hey Cort "when you gonna let me tap that Cort: Haha you funny Me: Hey Ashley when you gonna let me tap that Ashley: Stop it where did that come from? Me: My dick Ashley: No reply Me: Hey Katie when you gonna let me tap that Katie: OMG what are you talking about Me: You know what im talking about Me: Hey Katie F when you gonna let me tap that Katie F: lmao youre funny Me: No its a legit question Katie F: You crack me up when you got a girl Me: Lenzie when you gonna let me tap that Lenzie: Excuse me Me: No excuse for it, just answer the fucking question Lenzie: No reply (lol) Me: Dont front just answer me Me: Hey Sarah when you gonna let me tap that Sarah: Haha idk I need a car before I think about anything else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 ^ i shouldve text it to cort Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyBuiltRacing Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 ^ i shouldve text it to cort Haha!! I live with her now want me to ask for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jizzle Juice Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Haha!! I live with her now want me to ask for you? Lmao! why not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Me: So you gonna let me tap that? Kristi: LOL! Me: Is that a yes? Kristi: But your married Me: It doesn't count if I PIITB! Kristi: LOL! Me: game? Kristi: Call me and Alis later Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4EYE3D Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Me: So when you gonna let me tap that Her: What did you just say? Me: A YO BISH WHEN YO GONNA LET ME TAP DAT ASS? Mom: Eric you realize im on the phone with your grandmother Me:no response I hate not having my cell phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 ZOMG best thread evar! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE BUCKET Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 first two fail! nothing back 3rd one. me. hey let me ask u something? her. yeah what is it? me. when u going to let me tap it?!! her. what? me. no what her. idk me. what???????????? her. let me text u back when my boy friend is gone;) me. ill be waiting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 I love you Brandon... she was like ummm look at this text and I laughed. what was you doing with her? Okay, lets step this game up a bit. I say next time you're out at a bar or where ever just ask any random girl face to face if you can tap it. It's Friday, so tonight should be good. I'll post my results... i have done this..it works on the hoes no i know i have several numbers i could call, but i know i wont get no funnyz..just dana mad at me, and chickas wanting the cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 Me- I have a question. Fiancee- ?? Me- Can I tap that? Fiancee- Lmao! Yeah Me- When? Fiancee- You freaked me out. I don't know why but usually if you want to ask me something you call not text. I figured I was in trouble. Me- No trouble, just sexy time. Me- Hey I got a question. Her- What Me- When you gonna let me tap that? Her- Excuse me? Me- You know...when Her- Fuck you Ashley- So I got a question. Her- Yes? Ashley- When you gonna let me tap that? Her- Maybe tonight Ashley- Oh hell yeah ^^ Tonight equals win??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 Ashley- So I got a question. Her- Yes? Ashley- When you gonna let me tap that? Her- Maybe tonight Ashley- Oh hell yeah ^^ Tonight equals win??? pics or it didn't happen:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cinergi Posted August 1, 2009 Report Share Posted August 1, 2009 (edited) (to a known hooker) Me: I have a serious question for you... Mandi: Who is this? Me: Show it to me and I will tell you! Mandi: ... Me: When am I going to tap that ass? Mandi: Since I don't know who this is, NEVER! --------------------------------------------- Me: I have a question for you, Blondie! Her: umm, Ok Me: When are you going to let me tap that ass? Her: Why are you asking every girl in your phone book this? Me: I didn't... Just you and your friend. Make it happen! Her: What did you get me for my birthday? Me: Me! Her: If you take me to the ocean you can. ---------------------------------------------- Me: Hey, do you like the Beach Boys? Her: Yeah, they're great! Me: Do you like summer? Her: Of course! Me: How much do you like sex? Her: More than you do! Me: When are you going to let me tap that ass? Her: Why? Me: This is an unacceptable response... The question was when, not why! Her: When can you come over? ------------------------------------------ Me: Show me your butthole! Her: What? Me: What didn't you understand? Her: You are strange! Me: Ok, well just send it to me and I will decide... Her: Decide what? Me: When you are going to let me tap that ass! Her: Oh, you just had to ask. Where does my butthole fit into this? Me: Very carefully. Edited August 1, 2009 by cinergi edited for structure, to break up the conversations better for easier reading. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spires.66 Posted August 2, 2009 Report Share Posted August 2, 2009 Allright i tried this twice with in a matter of two days. The first one was a complete failure to a girl named Page with a reply of " what do you think i am your fucking whore?? go fuck yourself asshole". Then i tried it on a girl named Jessica and her reply was "do you really want to?!". So, long story short i currently am 1 for 2 and i plan to do more attempts soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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