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i just texted a chick i met at the bar sat nite

 

 

 

me: hey whats up

her: good morning

me: wen you going to let me tap that

her:ummm seriously?

me:ummm yea

her: i was really drunk that nite at the bar, maybe you should delete my number if you think im a slut

me: whoa whoa whoa, dont get all butt hurt now, just answer the question

her:bye

me: i love you!!!!

her: you are being a creeper

me: i know where you live, dont make me stalk your bushes

her: im calling the cops

me:keke ill rape the cops to

her: no response

 

 

 

 

 

where did i go wrong??? lol

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Best thread I have read in a long time :cool:

 

i just texted a chick i met at the bar sat nite

 

me: hey whats up

her: good morning

me: wen you going to let me tap that

her:ummm seriously?

me:ummm yea

her: i was really drunk that nite at the bar, maybe you should delete my number if you think im a slut

me: whoa whoa whoa, dont get all butt hurt now, just answer the question

her:bye

me: i love you!!!!

her: you are being a creeper

me: i know where you live, dont make me stalk your bushes

her: im calling the cops

me:keke ill rape the cops to

her: no response

 

where did i go wrong??? lol

 

LMAO, fuckin awesome :lol:

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this is something i would expect from paul

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me: when you gonna let me tap that?

mom: what?

me: when are you going to let me beat it up?

mom: you did last night. your as bad as your father

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me: when can i tap that?

her: hahahahah anytime you want!

 

 

 

me: when can i tap that?

her: I think that is an approiate question for your GIRLFRIEND YO!!

 

him: when can i tap that?

me: do i know you?

him: you've seen me naked

me: oh well then in that case i want buttsechs now!

him: dock with me

me: after the buttsechs

no response

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my best one yet. btw shes a swinger

 

me:when you going to let me tap that?

her: im going to a party this weekend you should be my date

me: cant wont be in town

her: come to my house now, my husband isnt home til 3

me: i can drive my car

her:i want dick faget, ill come pick you up

me:umm are you going to violate me?

her: i want dick, im already on my way

 

 

 

 

im so scared

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me: so when are you gonna let me tap that?

her: haha :)

me: i need an answer

her: haha oh no you do not

 

 

 

me: so when are you gonna let me tap that?

her: which one of your circle jerk friends told you to say that?

me: none, i make my own decisions. you know you want me

her: are you drunk?

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