Cordell Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 My wife is making me watch her Oakland Raiders football game tonight. Can I get a crash course so she thinks I know what I'm talking about? yes I'm serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Hahahahaha. Ridiculous. Football is for gays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 One padded man carries an oval ball towards a big painted piece of grass while trying to evade other men in pads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 She gonna bang you in the ass with her strap on afterwords too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted September 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Why don't these responses surprise me? Most of you fuckers would love to have your wife talk sports with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Most of you fuckers would love to have your wife talk sports with you. That isn't what's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted September 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 That isn't what's funny. and if i cared about getting made fun of, I wouldn't have posted this. I just think it's funny how we are opposite of the norm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 That isn't what's funny. +1 I am having a hard time grasping the fact that a grown man does not grasp the basics of football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Why don't these responses surprise me? Most of you fuckers would love to have your wife talk sports with you. I don't know shit about the Raiders, but if you want some general football questions answered, shoot me a text. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 http://football.about.com/cs/football101/a/bl_football101.htm This should get your started Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted September 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Look fuckers I know how to play football, just need to know whats going on lately in the NFL especially if it has to do with the Raiders or whatever team they're playing. I'm not that ignorant about football damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Al Davis is a senile nutcase Jarmarcus Russel is a few games away from being labeled a bust (QB) Darren McFadden as well (RB) Coach is being investigated for assault all in all, the Raiders blow. Although they did pick up Seymour from the Pats, which should help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent Orange Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Al Davis is a senile nutcase This Every time the Raiders get scored against, fumble, penalty, etc. Throw your arms up and scream "what an asshole Al Davis is". That should suffice for at least three quarters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted September 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Al Davis is a senile nutcase This Every time the Raiders get scored against, fumble, penalty, etc. Throw your arms up and scream "what an asshole Al Davis is". That should suffice for al least three quarters. This made me laugh, he's the team owner right? What coach do they have this year, it seems to always change? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 +1 I am having a hard time grasping the fact that a grown man does not grasp the basics of football. Yeah, he better watch out. His wife might fuck him with his own dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Al Davis is a senile nutcase Jarmarcus Russel is a few games away from being labeled a bust (QB) Darren McFadden as well (RB) Coach is being investigated for assault all in all, the Raiders blow. Although they did pick up Seymour from the Pats, which should help. Best summary of Raiders football for the last 5 years, better than what is on ESPN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad is Dead Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 why dont you just say you dont know shit about the raiders? Doubt she will give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted September 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 why dont you just say you dont know shit about the raiders? Doubt she will give a fuck. She really doesn't care and knows that I'm not much of a football fan, it's actually funny to watch her yell at the TV. She was all worked up at Buffalo for sucking so bad a little bit ago, and she's already yelling at the Raiders for throwing an interception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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