wnaplay1647545503 Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 This is what you video game freaks spank it to isnt it?:nws: http://www.youjizz.com/videos/final-fantasy-xxx-139053.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 http://www.nissanpedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/littleshop.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 BRB.. gonna find the nearest plant I have available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 with tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 I just took a shit on a shrubbery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Feels good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Seriously? You guys have been on the interwebz for how long? And this freaks you out? I'm just upset this plant in the living room isn't growing any tits. Though, I swear when I look at that tree outside, that knot hole looks an awful lot like a vagina... and it branches... waving to me, coaxing me to come closer.... I think I'll just go take a quick look closer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 OWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SicShelby Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 That's just not normal. Strange. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 not gay if the leaves dont touch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Wait...why do you guys all want a plant with tits? The plant in this scenario was shoving its stems up her ass. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 No, I just want to be able to say I motorboated a plant with tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShankroidBeast Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 It's the kid’s theses days I tell you. A friend of mine found a bunch of "porn" on his 16 year old son's computer. He didn't seem very happy about it. I said "why was it gay porn?" and he said it was hundreds of megs of nothing but Japanese anime porn. Not a single live human or real bouncing titty to be seen. The dude was wrestling the yogurt machine to that every night to that stuff when there is a million websites with “regular” porn? That's fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted September 15, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 It's the kid’s theses days I tell you. A friend of mine found a bunch of "porn" on his 16 year old son's computer. He didn't seem very happy about it. I said "why was it gay porn?" and he said it was hundreds of megs of nothing but Japanese anime porn. Not a single live human or real bouncing titty to be seen. The dude was wrestling the yogurt machine to that every night to that stuff when there is a million websites with “regular” porn? That's fucked up. Its the desentisization(sp) to "normal" porn that makes the youth today seek alternative forms to spank it to. I remember being a kid and seeing a chick in a bathing suit had me running off to lock the doors. Now having chicks being railed by 30 guys a click away aint shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShankroidBeast Posted September 15, 2009 Report Share Posted September 15, 2009 Its the desentisization(sp) to "normal" porn that makes the youth today seek alternative forms to spank it to. I remember being a kid and seeing a chick in a bathing suit had me running off to lock the doors. Now having chicks being railed by 30 guys a click away aint shit. That's a bold satement and VERY true. II used to beat off to the Victoria Secret catalog. Fredrick’s of Hollywood was even better but that was soon confiscated. I'm pretty sure I also beat off the underwear section of the Sears catalog. Back when I was growing up there was no internet porn, so there were very few household items that were safe from a misfit like me with raging hormones and a perpetual boner. I even boned my mom's living room couch once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ansonivan Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I'm a little disappointed that the plant failed to go all praying mantis and bite her head off at the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 I swear when I look at that tree outside, that knot hole looks an awful lot like a vagina... and it branches... waving to me, coaxing me to come closer.... I think I'll just go take a quick look closer... when I mow my lawn I can't help but look at my tree with a sick thought http://www.pbase.com/timothylauro/image/81139542/original.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Where's Gabe, he would like this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 That's a bold satement and VERY true. II used to beat off to the Victoria Secret catalog. Fredrick’s of Hollywood was even better but that was soon confiscated. I'm pretty sure I also beat off the underwear section of the Sears catalog. Back when I was growing up there was no internet porn, so there were very few household items that were safe from a misfit like me with raging hormones and a perpetual boner. I even boned my mom's living room couch once. Yes, it is very true. I've experienced this first hand. Hell, I've practically come full circle and am now just about back to regular ol sex being a turn on, again. lol Oh and "I even boned my mom's living room couch once." Fucking hilarious. I wonder how many in here can actually say they haven't. when I mow my lawn I can't help but look at my tree with a sick thought http://www.pbase.com/timothylauro/image/81139542/original.jpg lol That's what I'm talking about. Just needs a little tree sap, now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Yes, it is very true. I've experienced this first hand. Hell, I've practically come full circle and am now just about back to regular ol sex being a turn on, again. lol Oh and "I even boned my mom's living room couch once." Fucking hilarious. I wonder how many in here can actually say they haven't. lol That's what I'm talking about. Just needs a little tree sap, now. i havnt..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Where's Gabe, he would like this.... Lance you fuckwad. I will skull fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 So we can all agree that pornography is the single most important invention of the last several centuries, correct ? Industrialized Agriculture ? Modern Medicine ? Electricity ? Fuck all the dumb shit, I'm ordering up 2 dozen sluts a minute that suck cum off of each others tits, and with a little luck, vomit that shit back up all over each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 http://files.myfrogbag.com/60e3kq/SKEET_FIGHTER.swf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SicShelby Posted September 16, 2009 Report Share Posted September 16, 2009 Where's Gabe, he would like this.... Me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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