Mr. Jones Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 I've helped myself many times today. From eating to browsing CR. I even helped myself walk to my car in the rain last night. I highly recommend me to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SicShelby Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Can you help yourself to unlocking my garage? The key is conveniently... in the garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted October 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 Can you help yourself to unlocking my garage? The key is conveniently... in the garage. Garage's have key's ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted October 2, 2009 Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 I have to agree with Mr. Jones that Mr. Jones is the perfect person to hang out with to make yourself feel better about being you, and when chicks have a choice they'll always choose who ever Mr. Jones is with. Mr Jones is an A+ guy in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted October 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2009 I have to agree with Mr. Jones that Mr. Jones is the perfect person to hang out with to make yourself feel better about being you, and when chicks have a choice they'll always choose who ever Mr. Jones is with. Mr Jones is an A+ guy in my book. Thanks for your business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 I have heard alot of bad things about Mr Jones, customer service skills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted October 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 I have heard alot of bad things about Mr Jones, customer service skills. This is nothing but lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Say what you will, but its listed on jasons list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted October 3, 2009 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Say what you will, but its listed on jasons list. You need a life... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinwebb Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 He seems like a cool guy, but he has made me cry on occasion. I rate him a C- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 I was down at the New Amsterdam staring at this yellow-haired girl Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer She dances while his father plays guitar She's suddenly beautiful We all want something beautiful I wish I was beautiful So come dance this silence down through the morning Cut Maria! Show me some of them Spanish dances Pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones Believe in me Help me believe in anything I want to be someone who believes Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales Stare at the beautiful women "She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me." Smiling in the bright lights Coming through in stereo When everybody loves you, you can never be lonely I will paint my picture Paint myself in blue and red and black and gray All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful Grey is my favorite color I felt so symbolic yesterday If I knew Picasso I would buy myself a gray guitar and play Mr. Jones and me look into the future Stare at the beautiful women "She's looking at you. Uh, I don't think so. She's looking at me." Standing in the spotlight I bought myself a gray guitar When everybody loves me, I will never be lonely I want to be a lion Everybody wants to pass as cats We all want to be big big stars, but we got different reasons for thatBelieve in me because I don't believe in anything and I want to be someone to believe Mr. Jones and me stumbling through the barrio Yeah we stare at the beautiful women "She's perfect for you, Man, there's got to be somebody for me." I want to be Bob Dylan Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky When everybody loves you, son, that's just about as funky as you can be Mr. Jones and me staring at the video When I look at the television, I want to see me staring right back at me We all want to be big stars, but we don't know why and we don't know how But when everybody loves me, I'm going to be just about as happy as can be Mr. Jones and me, we're gonna be big stars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Mr. Jones does DERP good, and that's a fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SicShelby Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 Garage's have key's ? We sold our house two years ago. The Shelby sits in a rented garage space = locked garaged = pain in the ass when I lock the keys in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted October 3, 2009 Report Share Posted October 3, 2009 I was down at the New Amsterdam staring at this yellow-haired girl Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer She dances while his father plays guitar She's suddenly beautiful We all want something beautiful I wish I was beautiful So come dance this silence down through the morning Cut Maria! Show me some of them Spanish dances Pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones Believe in me Help me believe in anything I want to be someone who believes Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales Stare at the beautiful women "She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me." Smiling in the bright lights Coming through in stereo When everybody loves you, you can never be lonely I will paint my picture Paint myself in blue and red and black and gray All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful Greg is my favorite color I felt so symbolic yesterday If I knew Picasso I would buy myself a gray guitar and play Mr. Jones and me look into the future Stare at the beautiful women "She's looking at you. Uh, I don't think so. She's looking at me." Standing in the spotlight I bought myself a gray guitar When everybody loves me, I will never be lonely I want to be a lion Everybody wants to pass as cats We all want to be big big stars, but we got different reasons for that Believe in me because I don't believe in anything and I want to be someone to believe Mr. Jones and me stumbling through the barrio Yeah we star at the beautiful women "She's perfect for you, Man, there's got to be somebody for me." I want to be Bob Dylan Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky When everybody loves you, son, that's just about as funky as you can be Mr. Jones and me staring at the video When I look at the television, I want to see me staring right back at me We all want to be big stars, but we don't know why and we don't know how But when everybody loves me, I'm going to be just about as happy as can be Mr. Jones and me, we're gonna be big stars. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 shalalalalalalala Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 This one time..... Mr. Jones went to pick up a missing car part for a friend. True story. :thumbup: KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted October 4, 2009 Report Share Posted October 4, 2009 I was down at the New Amsterdam staring at this yellow-haired girl Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with this black-haired flamenco dancer She dances while his father plays guitar She's suddenly beautiful We all want something beautiful I wish I was beautiful So come dance this silence down through the morning Cut Maria! Show me some of them Spanish dances Pass me a bottle, Mr. Jones Believe in me Help me believe in anything I want to be someone who believes Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales Stare at the beautiful women "She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me." Smiling in the bright lights Coming through in stereo When everybody loves you, you can never be lonely I will paint my picture Paint myself in blue and red and black and gray All of the beautiful colors are very very meaningful Greg is my favorite color I felt so symbolic yesterday If I knew Picasso I would buy myself a gray guitar and play Mr. Jones and me look into the future Stare at the beautiful women "She's looking at you. Uh, I don't think so. She's looking at me." Standing in the spotlight I bought myself a gray guitar When everybody loves me, I will never be lonely I want to be a lion Everybody wants to pass as cats We all want to be big big stars, but we got different reasons for that Believe in me because I don't believe in anything and I want to be someone to believe Mr. Jones and me stumbling through the barrio Yeah we star at the beautiful women "She's perfect for you, Man, there's got to be somebody for me." I want to be Bob Dylan Mr. Jones wishes he was someone just a little more funky When everybody loves you, son, that's just about as funky as you can be Mr. Jones and me staring at the video When I look at the television, I want to see me staring right back at me We all want to be big stars, but we don't know why and we don't know how But when everybody loves me, I'm going to be just about as happy as can be Mr. Jones and me, we're gonna be big stars. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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