Sam1647545489 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I give you sloshball The Sloshball Official Rules 1. Any adult player reaching 2nd base is encouraged to finish the fine beverage waiting for them there before they are allowed to proceed to third base. Failure to complete this step results in an automatic out. 2. Each team at bat elects one of their own players to pitch to them, thus avoiding annoying delays when opposing teams attempt to pitch like crap while the fine beverage at 2nd base gets warm. 3. Each player gets three pitches, regardless of their quality. Each pitch un-hit fairly is considered a strike. Three strikes and you're out. Note: you can modify the rule to four pitches for women and kids if necessary. 4. Any time a player hits a home run, play is halted and his/her entire team is invited to join him/her for a toast at 2nd base. This is known as a "team social". 5. Any time a player directly hits the 2nd base "umpire", this is also considered a home run and qualifies for a "team social". 6. Outfielders can not stand behind the outfield fence during play. Any balls caught while standing behind the fence are automatic home runs. 7. All ties go to the runner. And all disputes are settled by The Commissioner, regardless of the teams involved in the dispute. If the call is extremely close, the Commissioner reserves the right to call for a "Dispute Chug Off", where the dispute is settled at 2nd base by the two players involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 hmm now jsu to find a public park that allows drinkiing lol.... or a piece of land haha how did u find this? drunk googling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I like this more than Presidents and Assholes. This game sounds fun with Irish Car Bombs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 So you have to partake in physical activity while drinking? Like run around and shit?........I'll be on the bench drinking my beers watching you drunk fucks try to hit a ball Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted October 16, 2009 Report Share Posted October 16, 2009 I give you sloshball 3. Each player gets three pitches, regardless of their quality. Each pitch un-hit fairly is considered a strike. Three strikes and you're out. Note: you can modify the rule to four pitches for women and kids if necessary. Bwahahaha!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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