Science Abuse Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 (edited) And by that I mean, thousands of people will laugh at the way he got himself killed: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/W/WI_VAN_FALL_DEATH_WIOL-?SITE=WIKEN&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=ap_content_popup.html Edited May 7, 2010 by Science Abuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidward Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 He was doing it wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 I ... I ... Hmmmm. Speechless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 I am sorry, but I think he deserves a nomination for the Darwin awards...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Last words: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.THUD" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MackDaddy43 Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Schofield man dies after fall from van Advertisement WAUSAU, Wis. (AP) -- A Schofield man who fell of the top of a van in Rib Mountain has died. The Marathon County Medical Examiner's Office says Thursday that 33-year-old Matthew Fitzwater died of blunt force trauma to the head and neck. WSAW reports Fitzwater and another person were carrying a box spring and mattress on top of the van on Wednesday afternoon when the ropes fastening them down came undone. Authorities say Fitzwater tried to sit on top of the mattresses to hold them down, but he was blown off and hit his head on the pavement. An entire story told in 4 sentences. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 I am sorry, but I think he deserves a nomination for the Darwin awards...LOL He should be in the top 5 when the list is released. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted May 7, 2010 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 An entire story told in 4 sentences. Now picture the story unfolding before you on the highway: Hillbilly on top of a van, riding a mattress like Falcor, when it takes off into the sky and flips end-over-end, flinging him onto the unforgiving asphalt, while possibly screaming "Yee Haw". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 The smart thing would've been to securely tie the mattress to the rear bumper and tow your friends behind it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Automotive Posted May 7, 2010 Report Share Posted May 7, 2010 Wow. Stupidity Kills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 I have seen this done before. I was on Livingston Ave back around 87-90 and a guy was driving a olds cutlass with a mattress on top and a guy was laying prone on top of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted May 8, 2010 Report Share Posted May 8, 2010 http://www.virginmedia.com/images/teenwolf-431.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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