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I’m tired of eating sloppy, slimy eggs

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And I took the butcher knife and put it up to her neck. I said If you wanna live to see tomorrow you better start fryin them eggs a little bit better than what you a fryin ‘em. I’m tired of eating sloppy, slimy eggs.
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What in the bloody fuck did you just say?

 

Ez Cracker sounds like some kind of new racial slur.

 

a little intoxicated last night. I said all I saw was "I'm tired of eating sloppy...." Then it would say "Sloppy vagina" and I was going to pop in here and say amen to that. But I guessed wrong.

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