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wow 50k invested huh

 

http://toledo.craigslist.org/cto/2170618619.html

 

This car is a 1992 and has undergone an incredible transformation that has resulted in huge horse power gains, improved handling and reliability. Below is a list of the most recent upgrades.

 

All recent work was done by Accelerated Performance in Toledo, Oh

 

CNC 4 bolt bedplate

Shaftech Ion Nitride Crankshaft

ARP 4 bolt Main

Clevite Bearing Set

Full Upper and lower engine gasket set

Mitsubishi oil pump

Wiseco XX ring set

NGK Spark plug set

AEM 30-6311 EMS

AEM 3.5 Bar Map Sensor

AEM AIT

KN Air Filter

Walbro 255 Fuel Pump

Walbro 255 Fuel Sock Hardware Kit

AEM UEGO

Autometer Gauge Works Pod

HKS twin power ignition box

NGK iridium spark plugs

Heli Coil fix lower intake manifold set

Flex A Lite Dual Fans

Derale Adjustable fan controller slide temp probe

4 bolt main block 3000gt vr-4 engine

 

Work that was done at Pure Tuning in Toledo, Oh included:

 

New twin mount intercoolers

stage one turbo upgrade

Tein full suspension

Performance brake upgrade

new transmission

full exhaust system with test pipe

headers

performance radiator

manual boost controller

front and rear strut bars

 

 

All in all the vehicle has close to 50k invested. Looking to move the vehicle for around $18,000 but am considering all offers.

 

Cons:

Needs new wheels/tires

has a few minor scratches but has been repainted the original green color

has a gas light that always stays on. Must be related to the new engine management system. Causes no problems just annoying

some cracked interior trim pieces because of sun damage

 

Please feel free to email me with any additional questions or concerns

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http://dayton.craigslist.org/cto/2191080780.html

 

98 zx2 coupe. bought from cousin. he bought it with blown motor and we found a new engine with only 2,500 miles on it. i kid you not. since then he has put around 15k on it and i have put around 30k on it in three years. tune ups done every 4k miles.tranny has every bit of 156k on it tho. only bad is clutch. gears are still good. well upkept. ball joints and clutch are about to replaced after taxes. 2.0 zetec vct dohc motor. runs amazing. beat every non-boosted honda ive ran. very quick and lots of torque.

its a car that has much potential. if you got the money and the right knowledge of what to do to make it go just that much faster, itll be your very own monster.

i love it with a passion and hate to see it go. i just wanna switch things up and start fresh.

 

 

weapons r cold air intake.

custom cat-back exhaust

unknown cannon muffler

new rear spindles LCAs and trailing arms.

custom painted interior ( not completely finished but if offered something serious, i will finish asap)

custom shift knob.

pioneer premier headunit

alpine type s door speakers.

custom crown royal shift boot.

aftermarket pedals

 

the minor:

car had little dents everywhere

i do body work everyday of my life so the body is now straight and very clean. no rust what so ever. even underneath.

it is painted two tone primer gray and factory black

gray bottom black top

there is a very clean japanese rising sun on the hood. but only because we have a sense of humor around here.

 

the bad:

the ball joints need replaced

the clutch is going out.

just let it warm up a bit and it grabs good

comes with stock steelies but only needs two new ones. other two have about 90% life left.

 

 

very fun to drive and even better when you get to mess with the hondas

textonly . 937-926-3599

THE 17IN ENKIE'S DO NOT COME WITH. ONLY THREE ARE USE-ABLE. THEY NEED TIRES AND THE FOURTH IS DESTROYED.

 

 

* Location: springfield

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

 

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http://dayton.craigslist.org/cto/2189044580.html 1-30-2010 5000.00

 

At least blank out the licence plate....

 

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c63/mybuicksfaster/GTI/Picture806.jpg

 

Trades will be considered.. offers will be considered.. Dont need to sell.. but just seeing what else is out there

It's a 98 GTI, 2.0L 8V, Ginster Yellow (about 500 made), 5speed, no a/c (deleted) 1552 snowflake repro wheels, Kumho Ecsta 195/50-15 tires, about 1200 miles on them. Autotech 2.5" exhaust, My favorite part. 36 on the freeway. High 20's in town. Like 26-28

 

______________________

 

Update!!!

HID Head lights installed

55w 8000k bulbs

 

 

_____________________

New parts

 

Brake Fluid

Oil

A.F.

Thermostat

D/S Water neck

Fuel lines from the factory hard lines to the fuel rail.

F/R brake pads

all new belts incl. timing belt and tensioner

Cap/Rotor/Plugs/Wires

Coolant temp sensor

Air Filter

Flushed the tank

New Orings for Injectors

Battery

New/Used Starter

Obviously the Powder Coating

 

 

Other things

Hood pins

Wire tuck in engine bay

ISV delete

CD Player with Sirius satellite radio

 

 

 

Suspension:

Patec Holeshot Coil Overs

 

What rims are on the car?

 

1552V2 RML15x8 30ET Earky GTI replicas. Not a whole lot of them out there. $240.00 Each

 

o The bad

 

Speedo wobbles.. (cleaning the contacts should fix.. I will do soon)

Needs Ebrake cable like most

Has a couple rust spots

 

 

 

Pics!!!

 

I DO HAVE THE DOOR TRIM PIECE JUST WAITING TO PUT IT ON

 

 

1-30-2010 4200.00

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/bar/2189008676.html

 

1-30-2010 4500.00

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/bar/2189008676.html

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http://dayton.craigslist.org/cto/2189044580.html 1-30-2010 5000.00

 

At least blank out the licence plate....

 

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c63/mybuicksfaster/GTI/Picture806.jpg

 

Trades will be considered.. offers will be considered.. Dont need to sell.. but just seeing what else is out there

It's a 98 GTI, 2.0L 8V, Ginster Yellow (about 500 made), 5speed, no a/c (deleted) 1552 snowflake repro wheels, Kumho Ecsta 195/50-15 tires, about 1200 miles on them. Autotech 2.5" exhaust, My favorite part. 36 on the freeway. High 20's in town. Like 26-28

 

______________________

 

Update!!!

HID Head lights installed

55w 8000k bulbs

 

 

_____________________

New parts

 

Brake Fluid

Oil

A.F.

Thermostat

D/S Water neck

Fuel lines from the factory hard lines to the fuel rail.

F/R brake pads

all new belts incl. timing belt and tensioner

Cap/Rotor/Plugs/Wires

Coolant temp sensor

Air Filter

Flushed the tank

New Orings for Injectors

Battery

New/Used Starter

Obviously the Powder Coating

 

 

Other things

Hood pins

Wire tuck in engine bay

ISV delete

CD Player with Sirius satellite radio

 

 

 

Suspension:

Patec Holeshot Coil Overs

 

What rims are on the car?

 

1552V2 RML15x8 30ET Earky GTI replicas. Not a whole lot of them out there. $240.00 Each

 

o The bad

 

Speedo wobbles.. (cleaning the contacts should fix.. I will do soon)

Needs Ebrake cable like most

Has a couple rust spots

 

 

 

Pics!!!

 

I DO HAVE THE DOOR TRIM PIECE JUST WAITING TO PUT IT ON

 

 

1-30-2010 4200.00

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/bar/2189008676.html

 

1-30-2010 4500.00

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/bar/2189008676.html

 

Isn't that your car?

 

http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82374&page=5&highlight=yellow+gti

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Speaking of which, please take those pics out of your ad. The one taken in german village i took and edited. That picture isnt true to the car. Please take it off. Thats copyright fraud.
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http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pdx/1986002742.html

 

Free 17' Canoe ** NOT seaworthy**

 

 

**NOT SEAWORTHY**

 

Great for kids sandbox

 

**NOT SEAWORTHY**

 

Ideal for Flowerbed

 

**NOT SEAWORTHY**

 

Cool for decoration

 

**NOT SEAWORTHY**

 

Cracked outer hull, degraded beyond repair

 

**NOT SEAWORTHY**

 

Don't put anyone, but your Ex-Wife, in this canoe. It will sink.

 

We will help you load it.

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