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So who is going to explain the full Monty story?

 

Steve had full fat nudes. Someone (I don't remember who) posted them on here. Lulz were had. Vomiting was done.

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Steve had full fat nudes. Someone (I don't remember who) posted them on here. Lulz were had. Vomiting was done.

 

I thought it was the guy who's SN is BH2-something. He has (or had for the longest time) a Cincinnati Bengal football player as his avatar. I think he was the one who posted up that infamous mirror pic?

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I will put this story to rest - Monty has been MIA anyway so I don't really care.

 

Part 1

 

At some point during a normal relationship between a boy and a girl, Monty decided the time had come to reveal his sexy physique to his girlfriend at the time. He ever so discretely snuck into the bathroom at his parent's house one lazy afternoon, took off his clothes (which are nicely folded on the vanity counter in the picture - a little easter egg if you will...), and used cutting edge technology at that time to snap a hott sexy pic of that bloated gut, late 80's bush, and average sized half-boner. This picture message was eagerly sent to his unsuspecting and very lucky girlfriend.

 

 

 

Part 2

 

Upon recieving this multimedia text message masterpiece, his potentially excited girlfriend had an unforseen reaction to this courting method. Overcome with laughter, she simply forwarded this message on to many friends and acquaintences they shared so that they may also have this magical ray of light brighten their day. Little did she know that that this small action would snowball into hilarity of biblical proportions for years to come. This same picture, unedited, would be posted on local racing sites - craigslist's infamous "men for men" section - as well as resent to Monty and friends to resurrect the experience like it was being enjoyed for the first time. This picture has recently been resent with a celebrity guest, which has only been seen by very few so far...

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I will put this story to rest - Monty has been MIA anyway so I don't really care.

 

Part 1

 

At some point during a normal relationship between a boy and a girl, Monty decided the time had come to reveal his sexy physique to his girlfriend at the time. He ever so discretely snuck into the bathroom at his parent's house one lazy afternoon, took off his clothes (which are nicely folded on the vanity counter in the picture - a little easter egg if you will...), and used cutting edge technology at that time to snap a hott sexy pic of that bloated gut, late 80's bush, and average sized half-boner. This picture message was eagerly sent to his unsuspecting and very lucky girlfriend.

 

 

 

Part 2

 

Upon recieving this multimedia text message masterpiece, his potentially excited girlfriend had an unforseen reaction to this courting method. Overcome with laughter, she simply forwarded this message on to many friends and acquaintences they shared so that they may also have this magical ray of light brighten their day. Little did she know that that this small action would snowball into hilarity of biblical proportions for years to come. This same picture, unedited, would be posted on local racing sites - craigslist's infamous "men for men" section - as well as resent to Monty and friends to resurrect the experience like it was being enjoyed for the first time. This picture has recently been resent with a celebrity guest, which has only been seen by very few so far...

 

id kill ta hoe if she did that shit to me.

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I think I saw Steve stopped on 270 yesterday in his Benz with the police all up in his business. Does his car have black wheels?

 

Yep. That's him. Yellow calipers.

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