Disclaimer Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 One of my friends brought this to my attention. I'm not originally from the area, but living here now - it's always kind of interesting to see if anything notable has come from this medium sized town.So, if you look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elyria,_OH#Notable_nativesNotice the very last notable bullet point person -Ross White, Record Holder- Most Masturbation Sessions in a Single Day (14.587 times, no lubrication)Since I'm at work, I can't really dig into this matter, but I wanted to find out if it's true or not. Could someone find a SFW link that can confirm this - as it's not cited in Wiki?Also, see if you can find the stipulations on the rules so the following questions can be answered:What counts as .587 times of a masturbation session?You think he got 14 full ones, or maybe 28 half ones?Happy hunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 i think reading this i just -.367 masterbated not sure tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Ross musta had an iron wang.Maybe it was a 3 or 4 day average? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Niiiice.A quick check of wanking records indicates about 100 people on the internet claiming said feat. I'd be willing to bet that someone with Internet access does not like Ross White. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jreese86 Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Niiiice.A quick check of wanking records indicates about 100 people on the internet claiming said feat. I'd be willing to bet that someone with Internet access does not like Ross White.It can't be that hard, I know in my teenage years I'd hit the halfway point to that mark pretty often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shittygsxr Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 (edited) I clicked the link and wiki does not say that. Edited March 16, 2009 by shittygsxr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted March 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Oh my god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r6allstar Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 I clicked the link and wiki does not say that.ahahahahha too funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InyaAzz Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 Ahhh..this thread was all about self promotion. Some viral thingy gone terribly wrong! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted March 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 I would've hoped to have my name attached to something a little bit more....upstanding, if I wanted it to go viral.Sorry, I went to wiki myself and removed it. I think Shitty's screencap was proof enough "oic, what you did there". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benyen Soljax Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 i think pre- and post- internet should be distinguished in a record like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted March 16, 2009 Report Share Posted March 16, 2009 i love wikipedia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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