Guest Spam Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Govt handouts are always nice. http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2011-04-06/news/bs-ed-rodricks-stanley-20110406_1_towson-stanley-black-decker-corporations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Oh if I could give you positive rep I would. You can't because you are a piece of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 You just happy someone ain't shittin on you? Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 I don't get why Hal is clinging to every last strand of nostalgia on CR. I'm baffled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Paging Kevin to the thread, graph needed! Hal shall forevermore be known as "Hal the Baptist", the one who foretold of the coming of the triumvirate, Eli, Tilley and myself, with Kevin reprising the role of the Apostle Paul. Come, all ye sinners, and be baptised in the fires of... ...The Kitchen! Wait, if there's four of us, can't we be the Four Horsemen? That way Hal can go all Kurt Russell-as-Wyatt Earp beserk, cut someone's face with a heel spur, and scream, "Hell's coming with me, you hear? HELL'S COMING WITH ME!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Fixed ??? What was "fixed"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Wait, if there's four of us, can't we be the Four Horsemen? That way Hal can go all Kurt Russell-as-Wyatt Earp beserk, cut someone's face with a heel spur, and scream, "Hell's coming with me, you hear? HELL'S COMING WITH ME!" Val kilmer is not present to play you so........ no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 I honestly pity you. It's sad that you have such an inflated ego. You're probably going to be really down when you come out of your manic phase and realize just how inadequate you are. You seem to be exhibiting signs of Bipolar disorder, likely level 1. The delusions of grandeur and your impulsive spending habits ($2500 brick) are really concerning. I'm worried that when you come out of the manic phase, you may enter into a deep depression. This may be accompanied with thoughts of suicide. This is the really troubling part. I want you to know that I am here for you. I would be happy to help you through those suicidal thoughts. I know sometimes you feel like a failure (you compensate by talking up trivial conquests and meaningless possessions). I just want you to know that you are truly a complete and utter failure. There are so many ways to end yourself, please let me know if you would like me to find a fool proof one for you. Not bad, yo. But really, in a thread where the ultimate in medical prognosis ownage (by a REAL DOCTOR no less) has already been delivered, it may be a good idea to forgo the armchair psychology. Dammit, it's not a proper e-battle unless it goes 10 pages. Tilley, I would pay money to watch Hal do that. In fact, here's ten bucks, make it happen. If we go with the Four Horseman theme, there's no effing way that I can be "Famine". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Val kilmer is not present to play you so........ no Sad face. Val Kilmer/Doc Holiday = one of the best characters ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Sad face. Val Kilmer/Doc Holiday = one of the best characters ever. but we do have Billy Bob thorton on stand by if that works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Not bad, yo. But really, in a thread where the ultimate in medical prognosis ownage (by a REAL DOCTOR no less) has already been delivered, it may be a good idea to forgo the armchair psychology. Dammit, it's not a proper e-battle unless it goes 10 pages. Tilley, I would pay money to watch Hal do that. In fact, here's ten bucks, make it happen. If we go with the Four Horseman theme, there's no effing way that I can be "Famine". Yeah, he actually didn't do too bad. He meant Type I, not Level 1. Also, he seems to contradict his diagnosis by at first attributing Hal's grandiosity to a manic episode but then infers that Hal's boasting is a compensation strategy secondary to inferiority (that he intimates is related to depression). However, that's me being critical. Overall, I'd grade it a solid B. I'm with you, though - it's risky (dumb?) to go with the I'll-own-you-with-psychological-analysis angle. Okay, which Horseman do you want to be? Other than Famine, there's War, Conquest, and Death. I don't want to be stuck being Famine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 but we do have Billy Bob thorton on stand by if that works We look pretty much identical so that would be great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Guess what else works great? A fourth horseman that triple posts. BELIEVE THAT BIBLICAL HYPE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Yeah, he actually didn't do too bad. He meant Type I, not Level 1. Also, he seems to contradict his diagnosis by at first attributing Hal's grandiosity to a manic episode but then infers that Hal's boasting is a compensation strategy secondary to inferiority (that he intimates is related to depression). However, that's me being critical. Overall, I'd grade it a solid B. I'm with you, though - it's risky (dumb?) to go with the I'll-own-you-with-psychological-analysis angle. Okay, which Horseman do you want to be? Other than Famine, there's War, Conquest, and Death. I don't want to be stuck being Famine. I'll go with Death. Wait, is one of them black? If so, I'll be that one. Billy Bob Thornton as Johnny B. Corey Feldman can be Eli. We'll get Micheal Cera to be Kevin R. I'll talk to Cedric the Entertainer, he can play me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 Wait, if there's four of us, can't we be the Four Horsemen? That way Hal can go all Kurt Russell-as-Wyatt Earp beserk, cut someone's face with a heel spur, and scream, "Hell's coming with me, you hear? HELL'S COMING WITH ME!" I'll be your huckleberry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 We look pretty much identical so that would be great. but with better hair, on your end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 I'll go with Death. Wait, is one of them black? If so, I'll be that one. Billy Bob Thornton as Johnny B. Corey Feldman can be Eli. We'll get Micheal Cera to be Kevin R. I'll talk to Cedric the Entertainer, he can play me. Of course you would snag the coolest one. PS - did you enjoy my triple post? Since we're being all nostalgic, it's appropriate that I share this bit of CR trivia: DJ was instrumental in, and in fact the primary reason for, the "triple post." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 I'll be your huckleberry. You'll be the guy who stalks me at BJ's Steakhouse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 but with better hair, on your end And better triple posting abilities. GOD I MAKE THIS SHIT LOOK EASY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 I just wanted to stop in and tell all of you that my band Shallowtail will be playing at Slapsy Maxies tonight. I believe it's 3 bucks at the door, and they some good beers on tap. Moe from the Blitz will be running our sound. Myself and the rest of the band will be available for pictures and autographs after the show. Now back to your regularly scheduled flaming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 You'll be the guy who stalks me at BJ's Steakhouse... http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/Tombstone-val-kilmer-7384977-512-224-e1300424958590-300x200.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 I just wanted to stop in and tell all of you that my band Shallowtail will be playing at Slapsy Maxies tonight. I believe it's 3 bucks at the door, and they some good beers on tap. Moe from the Blitz will be running our sound. Myself and the rest of the band will be available for pictures and autographs after the show. Now back to your regularly scheduled flaming. Will you be wearing a cool graphic tshirt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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schmuckingham Posted April 8, 2011 Report Share Posted April 8, 2011 http://img.listal.com/image/1283070/500full.jpg Why johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked all over your grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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