macpyro2 Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 I know this was discused but what the fuck woman are crazy I just got in a fight over if it was okay if a drunk person should drive and apparently I lost because it was her best friend. I know its a friday night and I may be a little drunk but damn, I don't think drunk people should leave when they have a perfectly good place to crash..im baffled Please tell me im not insan because that would help me not lose all hope in people.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dave1647545494 Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 bitches be crazy....... true story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 I know this was discused but what the fuck woman are crazy I just got in a fight over if it was okay if a drunk person should drive and apparently I lost because it was her best friend. I know its a friday night and I may be a little drunk but damn, I don't think drunk people should leave when they have a perfectly good place to crash..im baffled Please tell me im not insan because that would help me not lose all hope in people.. This is why a woman will never be President. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Did you offer her the kitchen floor? That's where they feel safest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 Did you offer her the kitchen floor? That's where they feel safest With a loaf of bread for a pillow? Drunk driving is stupid on so many levels. True ignorance is shown when people get pissed cause you don't want them to do something stupid and illegal. Throw into the mix female, it turns into the perfect storm. Drunk women are waaaay worse than drunk men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 I know this was discused but what the fuck woman are crazy I just got in a fight over if it was okay if a drunk person should drive and apparently I lost because it was her best friend. I know its a friday night and I may be a little drunk but damn, I don't think drunk people should leave when they have a perfectly good place to crash..im baffled Please tell me im not insan because that would help me not lose all hope in people.. You fail. Next time get your lady drunker and suggest a threesome. Dont forget to say, "If you really love me, you'll do it, because I never had issues in past realtionships organizing 3 ways." If she says no after that, tell her you miss your ex and let the fighting ensue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stangsn95gt Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 You fail. Next time get your lady drunker and suggest a threesome. Dont forget to say, "If you really love me, you'll do it, because I never had issues in past realtionships organizing 3 ways." If she says no after that, tell her you miss your ex and let the fighting ensue. If you knew the OP this is prob why the Girl wanted her friend to leave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted April 9, 2011 Report Share Posted April 9, 2011 If you knew the OP this is prob why the Girl wanted her friend to leave Touche sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Does it count as a three way if you use both hands and a foot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboking15 Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Does it count as a three way if you use both hands and a foot? Or if the dog licks your butt during??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Jeaga bombs lemon drops Buttery Nipples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Or if the dog licks your butt during??? It beats having to tickle yourself. Buttery Nipples Jello Shots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TTQ B4U Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Or if the dog licks your butt during??? ^^ had that happen before FWIW, you should have thrown in a few bucks from her purse and called a cab. Take her keys. She can't leave if she has no keys. Once she says no to the cab and begins looking for said keys, just refill her drinks and get ready for a three-way. Keep the cab money to help pay for any carpet cleaning that may be needed in the morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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