Dr. Pomade Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 I haven't met but a couple girls like you, and you are by far the best looking. Girls who are into cars, that aren't stupid about it, aren't crackheads, and actually look decent are so few and far between it isn't funny. Sean is a lucky guy and better appreciate you, seriously. Granted I'm not out there looking for girls, and haven't been for a long time, but I really wouldn't want one thats into cars, I'm far too selfish to share my toys or money for toys. okay and to Sean, don't take this as me hitting on Erica, she's cool, but not for me, you have nothing to worry about Are you drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Are you drunk? Hit the whiskey after work yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 Scott getting all soft on us... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 I haven't met but a couple girls like you, and you are by far the best looking. Girls who are into cars, that aren't stupid about it, aren't crackheads, and actually look decent are so few and far between it isn't funny. Sean is a lucky guy and better appreciate you, seriously. Granted I'm not out there looking for girls, and haven't been for a long time, but I really wouldn't want one thats into cars, I'm far too selfish to share my toys or money for toys. okay and to Sean, don't take this as me hitting on Erica, she's cool, but not for me, you have nothing to worry about edit: I am actually drunk, and this doesn't sound right, sorry Holy Fucking White Knight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 21, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 The plot thickens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Eat Rice Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 Do you test drive before you buy? Exactly.Ha ha ha I actually used this line on a chick once. We were messing around for awhile and I kept trying to take her v card for a few weeks time and she said one day I think I am saving it for marrage and I said well I test drive my cars before I buy them... She then got up and put what she was wearing back on and made me go home lol. +1 to you my man. Find the ass first.... Then when times get hard you have something to hold onto. Its the girls job to like you, its your job to make money and like sex. All women will get on your nerves at some point. If the ass is good at least you have a good reason to put up with the bullshit. I so so so agree +1 to you as well. If you do not have good sex with your partner then you have nothing plain and simple and either you or her will eventually go out looking for better that is just how this world works. That is why I like strippers they always seem to take good care of me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spkcadet Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 You forgot an option... Find a WOMAN. Girls are money pits, so is ass. Find a woman, because chances are they have a job, and an ass :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 Blah blah blah, something about how much you love cock.... blah blah you gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 scott bangin erika for free haircuts on the side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 You forgot an option... Find a WOMAN. Girls are money pits, so is ass. Find a woman, because chances are they have a job, and an ass :thumbup: This sounds like the pitch of a bad sitcom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 You should find a chick that used to be fat. Ex whales have all the self esteem issues of a fattie, so they will do anything to please you in the bedroom and you know they aren't opposed to stuffing things in their mouth.. EXTRA SKIN! http://images.memegenerator.net/omg-rage-guy/File/552601/omg-rage-guy.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 EXTRA SKIN! http://images.memegenerator.net/omg-rage-guy/File/552601/omg-rage-guy.jpg Man up and grab that stretchy skin.. Or find a chick that tans well chances are her skin has good elasticity and you won't be stuck with skin flaps. :thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spkcadet Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 This sounds like the pitch of a bad sitcom. Of course it is, because life is a big joke anyways but on a serious note, I did the whole chasing ass thing before... it got me a few stalkers and my old car egged. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted April 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Okay, and then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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