Das Borgen Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 World pussification: (not my writing) HIGH SCHOOL -- 1959 vs. 2009 Scenario 1: Jack goes quail hunting before school a nd then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack. 1959 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack. 2009 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. Scenario 2: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1959 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies. 2009 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and Mark. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario 3: Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students. 1959 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2009 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then tested for ADD. The school gets extra money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability. Scenario 4: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1959 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and becomes a successful businessman. 2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an affair with the psychologist. Scenario 5: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school. 1959 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock. 2009 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario 6: Pedro fails high school English. 1959 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college. 2009 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. Scenario 7: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed. 1959 - Ants die. 2009 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario 8: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him. 1959 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing. 2009 -Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy. My sentiments exactly. TL;DR The world is turning into a bunch of pussies. Discuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Agreed, but I'm very sure it's a REPOST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Ain't gonna get any argument from me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 x2. it's probably only going to get worse. Seems like it takes less and less to fuck up more and more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Ain't gonna get any argument from me. Scenario Tractor: Tractor kills a cat with fire for his own amusement. 1959 - He's a piece of shit. 2011 - He's a piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Two kids go racing down an empty road and get caught by an officer 1959 - cop joins in and races in his cruiser and loses so he buys the kids a six pack and laughs while they all smoke drugs and have fun 2011 - cop calls in swat and they go in shooting Johnny then the cop puts marijuana in Johnny's mouth and stabs a straw into his lung through a bullet hole then lights the pot and smokes it through the corpse as a makeshift bong until he dies a terrible convulsive death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 ^ :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted June 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 sad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg1647545532 Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 1959: Negro reefer addicts are RAPING YOUR DAUGHTERS 2009: Politically correct pot-smoking ultra-liberal college professors are RAPING YOUR DAUGHTERS' BRAINS Am I the only one who's glad that we don't have to deal with polio anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craig71188 Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 So true - and I might add, in this scenario, all happening in school. The government must indoctrinate them early - it's easier to control an uneducated, domesticated populace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 We are technically a police state now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 We are technically a police state now... http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43416343/ns/us_news/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 1959 - Chubby Checker 2011 - Bruno Mars *sad trombone* ...that's pretty much all you need to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 the pathetic thing is that were all apart of that. Despite our objections while reading this, you all know damn well that if your childs teacher was hugging your student you would do the same bullshit. same with the school paddling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg1647545532 Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Oooh, I got another one: 1959: Kids play ding-dong-ditch, grow up to be normal people 2011: 12 year old plays ding-dong-ditch, gets shot in back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motozachl Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 scenario 7 :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Oooh, I got another one: 1959: Kids play ding-dong-ditch, grow up to be normal people 2011: 12 year old plays ding-dong-ditch, gets shot in back ding dong ditch? what the fuck? We used to call it something racist.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 I think you could have substituted 1959 for any year in the 80's as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrblunt Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 ding dong ditch? what the fuck? We used to call it something racist.. ROFL. My neighbors kid was telling us at a cookout that she 'ding-dong-ditched' at her friends house this past weekend. I was like wtf is that? We didn't call it that back in the day. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg1647545532 Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 I had to google it. I've honestly never heard it called that. Must have been the pussified suburb I grew up in, eh? eta: Apparently it's called "Nicky Nine Doors" in Canada. And now you know. Because knowledge is power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Scenario Tractor: Tractor kills a cat with fire for his own amusement. 1959 - He's a piece of shit. 2011 - He's a piece of shit. Holy fucking LOL. You finally made me laugh out loud Hal. Took The words right outta my mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Oooh, I got another one: 1959: Kids play ding-dong-ditch, grow up to be normal people 2011: 12 year old plays ding-dong-ditch, gets shot in back I bet he won't be playing that game anymore. Kids... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted June 16, 2011 Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 So true - and I might add, in this scenario, all happening in school. The government must indoctrinate them early - it's easier to control an uneducated, domesticated populace. Yup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Das Borgen Posted June 16, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2011 Derek goes to get on a bus to go watch a movie and decides to get a drink at the water fountain. 2009: Derek goes to get on a bus to go watch a movie and decides to get a drink at the water fountain. 1959: Derek has to sit in the back of the bus, can't go to the movie theater because it is an all white one and is forced to drink from a shitty water fountain when there is a nice white one right next to it. He then whistles on his way back home while passing a white woman and is hanged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted June 17, 2011 Report Share Posted June 17, 2011 Derek goes to get on a bus to go watch a movie and decides to get a drink at the water fountain. 2009: Derek goes to get on a bus to go watch a movie and decides to get a drink at the water fountain. 1959: Derek has to sit in the back of the bus, can't go to the movie theater because it is an all white one and is forced to drink from a shitty water fountain when there is a nice white one right next to it. He then whistles on his way back home while passing a white woman and is hanged. You did it backwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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