TurboGoKart Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 You missed the part of 40lbs of boost and NAWZ!!! Of coarse it was going to break Of coarse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Of coarse. oughtfully crazy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Its an hx40, not a 16g. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Wow you are a dick. how's the car coming along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 I’m an only child and I recently turned 28. My parents are still married but I get the feeling that they stopped with me because there wasn’t really any sexual sparks between them. My dad is in his 60s and a successful lawyer but mom is only 48, having had me when she was 20. My parents met when mom was at college and dad at that time was a professor. She put herself through college doing fashion modelling but gave it up when she fell pregnant and dropped out of college. I think at the start there must have been some sparks but as time went on and they had me, I think the romance died but they stayed married and good friends. On occasion I have heard moans coming from my parent’s room and the odd flirty behaviour but they are not like the loved up couples you see. To the best of my knowledge my parents never cheated on each other. I am surprised my dad doesn’t jump on my mom more often. She is gorgeous. She’s about average height, blonde and built like a porn star but she’s all natural. Seriously, she’s got 34DDs at least I think they are and a delicious peachy ass. Her skin is lightly tanned as we live by the coast and she’s a sun worshiper and ever so smooth. I’m not one of those guys who lusts after his mom… well I’d like to think I’m not anyway but it is hard to miss such a beautiful angel living with you. We live in a fairly large house with a pool outside and in the summer I’d often catch mom in her revealing bikinis. Mom is totally oblivious to my stares – which I must stress I don’t do lustfully but you understand that I am a boy and it’s only natural to look when it’s on offer. Mom has no qualms about parading around in her skimpy bikini as she thinks that I’m just her innocent little boy. Many a times I have caught her changing with her bedroom door ajar but being the good sun I have always walked away… well almost always. I do masturbate a lot I must admit and once I even thought about Mom whilst doing it. On that particular day which was a Saturday, I came down to breakfast to find mom dressed in a baggy t-shirt with only her thong panties on underneath. The t-shirt covered everything but when she moved around the kitchen making breakfast you could make out what lied beneath. This was normal breakfast attire but that morning I hadn’t had a chance to jerk off as I did every morning so I immediately started to get a boner and hid it underneath the table while I ate. After breakfast, mom announced that she was going shopping and left the kitchen and I ran upstairs and jerked off like a madman. As much as I tried to think of girls from college, my hot professors and celebrities, I couldn’t get the image of mom bending over out of my head. After I had cum, I felt so guilty about jerking off to the woman who has been nothing but good to me that I vowed never to do it again. The other problem I had was that I had cum so much. I usually cum like Peter North but on this occasion, it was considerably more. That summer, a major event occurred when we went on one of our routine camping trips. The campsite was about 2 hours from where we lived and the plan was to spend a long weekend there. On Saturday morning we left bright and early. As I woke up fully on the drive there I surveyed my surroundings. We were in dad’s SUV with my parents in the front – dad driving. He was dressed in casual pants and a checked shirt. I was dressed in loose fitting shorts and t-shirt with boxers on underneath. Mom was dressed like Lara Croft – but in different colours. She had on a pair of white shorts that fit her like hot pants and a pink sleeveless t-shirt. I didn’t mean to but I did notice that she didn’t have a bra on underneath as I couldn’t see an outline. Her smooth silky legs were on display and from my angel at the back, I could see the thin t-shirt hugging her breasts tightly and leaving enough bare flesh on the sides to give me a boner. The guilt returned and I tried very hard not to look. When we got to the deserted camp site that we have used in previous years, we unpacked and set up the tent. Once everything was set up dad announced that he was going to go for a walk and “discover himself”. I was starving so mom suggested that we eat and nap instead. Mom had bought a picnic lunch in an old style wicker basket and though it would be nice to walk down a long path through the woodland to an opening and eat it there. Mom and I walked down the path with me carrying a couple of chairs and blanket and mom the wicker held up to her chest with both hands as it was heavy. I didn’t mean to but I noticed how sexy mom looked in her shorts as she moved. The white shorts were pasted on her ass and there was a hint of red thong from under the fairly translucent material. For some reason I got a boner. I did notice a lot of bees and insects buzzing around as you would expect in the woods and I knew mom hated creepy-crawlies. When we reached an ideal spot, I erected the chairs and laid the blanket. I sat down on one of the chairs and Mom passed me the wicker basket which I duly placed on my laps to make it easier to take things out and hand to her. I looked up at mom and realised that she had a huge wet stain on the front of her t-shirt which made her tits and nipples stick out even more. I was transfixed and mom noticed me staring. She touched the wet spot and played with it in between her fingers. There was something sexy about that moment which made my already semi-erect dick jump a bit more. Mom tasted the sticky substance and realised it was sweet. With the basket on my laps, she rummaged around inside to see what had leaked. Her violent jolts had an undesirable effect on me in that it further stimulated my hardening cock. She pulled out a jar of honey that was nearly empty and we realised that it had become open somehow and leaked through the basket. A sudden realisation hit me that this leaking basket was on my laps. I leapt forward and to my horror saw that the honey had indeed leaked through and made an even bigger puddle on my laps. We looked around for something to wipe it with and realised that the only liquids we had in the picnic basket were fruit juices. To our further horror we saw a big bumble bee wiz around us and we both realised that if we didn’t get rid of the honey from us, we were going to invite all the insects that were buzzing around. Mom though she felt an ant crawl up her leg and scratched it. “If we don’t get out of these clothe we are going to be eaten alive by the bugs” she said in exaggerated panic. I didn’t think it was quite that serious but before I could respond mom lifted her t-shirt off slowly making sure she didn’t spread the honey further. I was dumbstruck! There was my sexy busty mom stripping in slow motion and slowly I saw the bottom of her firm round breasts and then a bit more and then her nipples appeared and then even more of her DDs until she stood topless in all her god given glory. She noticed that the honey had seeped through her thin t-shirt and was firmly stuck to her skin. She tried desperately to use her t-shirt to wipe off the honey. This involved her basically playing with her tits in front of her son! She also noticed a small wet patch on her shorts and duly removed those as well. Here was my mom, in her red thong with the sun shining on her topless body. The thong was thin and made of frilly material. You couldn’t really see through it but it looked like mom had a clean shaven pussy from the way the material enveloped that region. The wiping up and down was not working and after about a couple of minutes of trying and me just standing there looking at the free show, she announced that we had to go back to the tent area and get water to wipe off the honey. As she said this she looked over at me and noticed the very large wet spot on the front of my shorts. I looked down and saw that I was sporting a large boner which was tenting the shorts but somehow mom didn’t seem to register. I also saw a couple of large ants crawling up my leg which I quickly brushed off which mom also saw. “Quick baby, take off your shorts. I don’t think we will make it back to camp with the bugs around here and besides, look at the amount of honey on your shorts… and it’s dripping on your leg. Mom said in her alarmed tone. Realising mom was right and my new found maxim that I will never argue with a topless chick, I undid the strings on my shorts and let it fall to the ground. The boner which was now only covered in my wet transparent white cotton boxers stood firmly tented. I have a fairly large dick and it was about 75% erect. Embarrassed, I looked sheepishly at the ground a mumbled an apology to mom. Being innocent and naive, she mistook my apology as meaning the honey spillage and not my rude boner. “Honey you have to take off the boxers as well. Otherwise we are going to get stung around your pee pee area” Said mom in her most innocent motherly tone. She still hadn’t registered the boner or if she had, she chose to ignore it. I slowly pulled down my boxers which were stuck to my groin and hurt slightly as I peeled it off. As the 10 inches of my now hard boner came into view mom realised for the first time that I was erect. “Mom I’m sorry it’s like this…. It’s just the honey…. It ….” I stammered. “Oh baby don’t worry about that. It’s not like you have a bon… erection. I’m sure it’s the honey that’s made it this way.” Mom said innocently. “But we have to get rid of the honey from our bodies before we get back to the camp site. There’s no way we’re putting on our clothes drenched in honey back on and there’s no way I’m walking back through the woods with all the bugs flying around when I’m naked and covered in the stuff” I stared at mom as she spoke. Her heavy tits were jiggling as she spoke in an exaggerated tone and this only further added to my already very hard boner. The fact that mom thought that I was not sporting a hard-on but simply had a throbbing cock due to the honey was her denial and innocence at its best. More of the denial was to follow… “Honey I’m sorry to have to ask you to do this but I see no other choice. Can you please use your saliva to get rid of the honey on my chest” Mom said pleadingly. My cock twitched. Was she really asking me to suck her titties? All these years of denying my incestuous feelings were crumbling. What made it worse was that she was so innocent and taking advantage of her naivety seemed wrong. Still, who was I to deny mom her pleading wish to be cleansed of the errant honey? Mom walked up to me and apologised again as she led my head down to the centre of her chest. In fairness the honey had mostly spilt on the middle of her chest but I wanted the boobs. We were both standing up in the opening of the woods. Fighting my manly urges to ravage her entire sexy body, I slowly extended out my tongue and licked the centre of her chest. Given the size of her boobs, I was also licking the inner sides of her boobs. She tasted sweet. The aroma of her Chanel perfume mixed in with honey was like an aphrodisiac. My cock which I initially tried to keep away from touching her leg as I bent down slightly to service her boobs was now rudely prodding at her. She noticed this and told me that it tickled. My hands were firmly on either side of my body. It must have looked odd if someone had seen us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 After about 2 minutes of me lapping up the core of the honey, Mom brought her fingers up to sense the stickiness. Satisfied that her licking suggestion had worked, she asked me to continue licking the rest of her chest as there were slight smudges of honey around. I brought my hands to hold her left boob in place as I went to work. When I licked her nipple, it grew in size and this made my cock throb. Instinctively, I massaged her right boob but Mom quickly reminded me that I was only spreading the honey everywhere so I stopped. There was no hint that mom was enjoying any of this from a sexual point of view. After I had finished licking her left tit, I went to work on the right. My cock was now leaking pre-cum on her leg as it banged into it. After about 5 minutes of the most sexually intensive time I had ever had Mom gently pulled my head away from her body and inspected my oral work. Satisfied, she was now clean, she asked me to sit on one of the chairs that I had brought. I wasn’t sure what was going to happen next but I had an idea. I sat my naked ass on the plastic chair and my hard cock stood up pointing at the blue sky. My ‘naked except for a thong’ mom got in between my stretched legs and inspected my groin. There was a lot of honey and in the time that I was treating mom, the honey had dried into my skin. Honey had leaked from my belly button to what seemed like under my nut sack. My entire cock glistened in the sun like a lit up phallus. I suspect half of it was the honey but a fair amount must also be my own pre-cum. Reluctantly, mom brought her hand to my balls and lifted it. “I’m afraid it worse than I thought” she exclaimed in a medical tone. She licked her hand thoroughly and then placed it under my nut sack to try and wipe it clean using her saliva. It did not work. As she examined under my balls, I noticed to my utter horror that a large glob of pre-cum had seeped out of my large piss hole and was not travelling down my shaft. Deciding there was nothing else she could do; she lifted up my heavy balls and stuck her tongue out to get to work as I had done to remove the honey. She worked methodically under my balls, then took my balls into her mouth, then licked around the groin area. When she was doing this I saw several drops of pre-cum end up at the bottom of my shaft and then get mixed with her saliva as it travelled down to my balls. My own mom as tasting my pre-cum and this only made me throb more and produce even more cum. When she was done with the underside of my cock, she touched my cock and pointed it downwards so that she could get to work on my lower abdomen. Given the size of my cock and her position in between my legs, this ended up pretty much with my cock in between her tits pointing down. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that my cock was sticky with honey and she was applying it all over her tits again. After a couple of minutes of a semi-tit-job, I was ready to blow. We had come this far but I couldn’t imagine what she would think of me if I had cum then. Just then we hear rummaging in the woods and we both stopped to look. Imagine my shock and horror when dad emerged from the woods. I stared at him in absolute fright as I didn’t know what to say. There was his beautiful busty wife on her knees in front of her son with his dick in her hand. Oh, and the only piece of clothing between both of them was a tiny thong. “What the hell’s going on here?” Dad said in a tone that was hard to gauge how angry he was. “Oh honey I’m glad you are here…” Started mom as she gave a quick account of what had happened. All the while my cock was in her hand and to my dismay, hadn’t gone down – especially as she shook it as she spoke to dad. Dad didn’t really look at my cock. I realised then that as Mom told the story Dad didn’t look that bothered and clearly never thought of the situation as anything incestuous or dirty. “Well for a minute I thought you were blowing our son!” Joked Dad as he made his way back through the woods. “I’ll see you back at the camp site. There’s nothing more I can do here” “Eweeeeeew!” My mom shouted back at Dad and then looking at me said “He’s got such a filthy mind your dad”. She duly got back to licking the belly button and then staring directly into the eye of the 10 inch snake, she slowly licked the piss hole where the pre-sum was spewing out from but probably thinking it was honey. Tasting it, she then went to work on the rest of the cock. She ran her tongue from the base of the underside of my shaft to the tip and back down again. I’ve never had a blow job before but it sure looked like the blowjobs on the porn sites. She bobbed her head a few time and made a popping sound when she ejected her head from my cock. I could see my mom think that even though she was sucking and licking my shaft so well, there appeared to be more liquid coming from somewhere. So she’d lick some more. I was in heaven but knew that if she didn’t stop soon, I’d cum and that would be the end of our innocence. I thought that it was better I told her to stop then risk an ‘accident’. “Mom, I think it’s clean now. Can you please stop” I said in desperation. “Nearly there baby” She replied as she speeded up her tempo and engulfed my cock. “No Mom. I’m worried… like what dad said…. That I might have an accident…” I said in further desperation. “Oh don’t be silly. There nothing sexual in this. Your dad’s just a dirty old man.” She retorted and continued to work on the head of my cock. I could feel streams of pre-cum flowing into her engulfed mouth and she tried to figure out why my cock was still not dry of all that honey. Then the enviable happened. My world crashed. Everything went into slow motion. I felt the first jolt of cum travelling through my balls and out with force through my piss hole which was now in my mom’s mouth. Within nanoseconds she felt it too and opened her mouth in exclamation. I saw the tail end of that first blast hit the top of her mouth. Still in slow motion, she pushed my cock away and thrust back falling on the grass below just as the second enormous stream flew out and hit my falling mom between her forehead and trailing down to her stomach. As she struggled on the ground and I looked on in shock, several more large ropes of cum landed on mom and covered everything from her arms which she was using to cover herself to her hair, face and tits. I counted at least 10 ropes of cum and then followed by smaller globules all landing on mom. When I regained consciousness and my world returned to normal time, I realized the magnitude of what had happened. There was my mom innocently licking honey from my cock and I blew a gallon of cum on her. I started to apologize profusely and mom remained silent as she got off the ground and inspected the damage. She then used her t-shirt to wipe off the cum and told me not to worry and that I did tell her to stop but she didn’t think this would happen. She also told me not to mention this to dad as he wouldn’t understand. I could still see cum in her hair but I didn’t want to aggravate the situation by pointing it out to her. As she wiped the cum using her t-shirt, the cum on her chest had cleared the honey that my dick deposited during my tit-job. Once she was satisfied that she had gotten rid of all the fluids, we made our way back to camp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 I'm like rock hard right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 I hate you white hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 7, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Its an hx40, not a 16g. Jesus H james, you really know how to cock block. U will never be involved In the hustle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 James will never have his car done but the next owner will! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Hey james, ill gib ya 1200 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 James will never have his car done but the next owner will! Go pay one of your 10 bills your behind months on then come talk to me. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Jesus H james, you really know how to cock block. U will never be involved In the hustle Im sorry. :fa: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Ya right he got over 30k in it. And it still don't move Leave that shit sit gabe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 ill gib ya 1250 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Ya right he got over 30k in it. And it still don't move Leave that shit sit gabe Wrong. But sure. :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Don't you worry about my bills just get your shit done oh that's right 2 days James find any where to store that shit stain piece of scrap. Dont you still owe Paul a race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 ill gib ya 1250 Call me and we'll talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Don't you worry about my bills just get your shit done oh that's right 2 days James find any where to store that shit stain piece of scrap. Dont you still owe Paul a race Hows the cold water Chris? Stings in the morning dont it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 What are you talking about dumb ass Hey did your dad send your rent money yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Get all those parts out of you grandmothers living room yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 What are you talking about dumb ass House dark this week? Hey did your dad send your rent money yet :lolguy: U mad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spam Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Get all those parts out of you grandmothers living room yet Call your parents for rent money this week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comebackkid Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Well the good thing is holsets are cheap and easy to find. I wanna see the car run at that boost level. Once he get another one of course. and video of the pull/pulls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major_golf Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 House dark this week? :lolguy: U mad? Break anyone elses car this week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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