BStowers023 Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 (edited) .. Edited October 24, 2011 by BStowers023 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted October 23, 2011 Report Share Posted October 23, 2011 AMAZING QUALITY, DO YOU MAKE MOVIES PROFESSIONALLY!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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unfunnyryan Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Recorded from a cell phone dumbfuck. My neighbor grew up Amish, but left the heritage when he was 18 years old. He first moved to Akron, and then here to Columbus. Some things stayed with him, like his know-how for construction and overall touch to details. He also kept up with his love for animals, raising goats right here in the backyard of suburbia Columbus. The goats are quiet animals, they don't get out and destroy the neighborhood gardens. If he didn't take them out occasionally, you would never know they were there due to the 6 foot privacy fence that he hand built almost a decade ago. He lived a quiet life, that is up until recently. He approached me last week with a subtle series of knocks on my door. "Good to see you, Pat" I answered. He struck off some simple conversation, and I couldn't figure out why he was there. Perhaps one of his goats got loose and he was wondering if I saw it, or knew anything? The kids from the block over had vandalized two mail boxes last week, maybe they had something to do. I was right however, it was about the goats, but had little to nothing to do with them getting out. He asked me if I had a girlfriend, and if her and I would like to have a foursome with him and one of his prize goat studs. I took a moment to think about it, but the answer came to me. "Pat" I said, "I would love to be jizzed on by your finest goat while donkey punching you as my girlfriend licks shit off my ass." He seemed shocked at first but my idea seemed to stick with him. "This is just a one time thing you know, so lets make it work. What time are you free next week?" He hesitantly replied. I thought about it and the 28th of this month seemed like a good day, after all, the weather outlook is clear. So I ask you, BStowers023, are you free to record us with your camera phone? You obviously possess some sort of talent that could make Andy Warhol cry, and we would gladly make it worth your time compensation wise. Let me know, -Ryan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 here we go! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mjrsplat Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Sorry didn't read your novel. Then why apologize? What makes you think the novel has anything to do with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BStowers023 Posted October 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 (edited) .. Edited October 24, 2011 by BStowers023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 THAT'S EVEN MORE AMAZING! Just imagine what kind of top notch cinematography you could produce with real equipment! You could make the blacks really pop, and the night really show it's lightlessness while recording your triumphs. Lord knows I would want to document every event I exerienced if I owned as fine an automobile as you good sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Recorded from a cell phone dumbfuck. Sorry didn't read your novel. Um? Because it's on my thread? After your rims thread I have realized you are not good at this internet thing. Maybe you should calm down and not take everything like it is a yo mamma joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 I just took a shit and this comic sums up the experience http://i.imgur.com/wmq1r.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 For rent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Skinner Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 lol I dont think I was out of line? I had already stated the video was taken from a cell phone (didn't really try and make a GREAT video) and then some dude posts 4 paragraphs like i'm actually going to read it. I guess there is no point in posting on this forum if people just get off topic, I figured maybe people would comment on the race (as you can obviously see the result) but everyone just wants to start bashing. Oh well, ill stop posting. TL;DR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squidward Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 lol I dont think I was out of line? I had already stated the video was taken from a cell phone (didn't really try and make a GREAT video) and then some dude posts 4 paragraphs like i'm actually going to read it. I guess there is no point in posting on this forum if people just get off topic, I figured maybe people would comment on the race (as you can obviously see the result) but everyone just wants to start bashing. Oh well, ill stop posting. Honestly couldnt see a thing till i saw brake lights, oh and that guys pants. Nice pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 lol I dont think I was out of line? I had already stated the video was taken from a cell phone (didn't really try and make a GREAT video) and then some dude posts 4 paragraphs like i'm actually going to read it. I guess there is no point in posting on this forum if people just get off topic, I figured maybe people would comment on the race (as you can obviously see the result) but everyone just wants to start bashing. Oh well, ill stop posting. Wow did you miss the point... If you have not noticed yet people bullshit with each other a lot on here. The second you get all bloody in your mangina the sharks start to circle. Then the sharks feed on each of your crankyface replys. In short learn to roll with the punches. Oh and if you think this place is bad, better stay away from the big boy websites because you will not last their either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Well, now there's no vid at all. That's even worse. I went to Facebook for nothing. Take you shots like a man or just ignore them. Video is 1 on a scale of 1-10 only be default. Your face is a 0 on a scale of 1-10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cordell Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Recorded from a cell phone dumbfuck. I LOL'd at the irony. You can't see the forest from the trees, can you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dr. Pomade Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 Here is how the race went then I will describe it. We talked before the race and he wanted a 60 roll (corvette roll) I agreed, so we went out (on a very dark road, not some lit up heavy traffic interstate) and I honked it off at 60...I immediately pulled a fender on him but my master cylinder is going out so my 3-4 shift was fairly slow, between shifts he came back and got dead even and then at the top of my 4th I started pulling and let off at 130 with about a half-1 car length ahead of him. Yes, but do you make movies professionally? Will patiently await reply. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 cliffs: make better videos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BStowers023 Posted October 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 (edited) .. Edited October 24, 2011 by BStowers023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 . Oh well, ill stop posting. Ok byebye now THanks eric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted October 24, 2011 Report Share Posted October 24, 2011 can i get your contacts mate, i have a video im thinking of having made. i am definitely interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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