Scotty2Hotty Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Be skurred of a dead civilization's circle calendar. APOCALYPSE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted January 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted January 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 REBECCA BLACK!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10phone2 Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 If they were so advanced, then their empire would still be around. 2012 will come and go and we will still be here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 How do you know that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted January 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 How do you know that? Ask Siri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Fucking wind blew so hard that it must have pressurized the garage enough to pop open the door leading into our mud-room that my wife must not have clicked shut. As a result the alarm system gave me it's high pitched beep warning to hit the code before it wakes up the world. Normally it wouldn't matter, but it was midnight and my ass was sound asleep to prepare for work today. So in order of events. Wind BlowsDoor pops openAlarm beeps loudlyThe dogs go into kill the Zombie Mode barking scaring the shit out of us.I wake up with 300 zillions mg's of Adreneline in my blood nowGrab gun from night stand, get my barrings and prepare to slay the world downstairs. Fuck, I hate when that happens :fuuuu::fuuuu: Took me an hour to fall back asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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frenchy chan Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Fucking wind blew so hard that it must have pressurized the garage enough to pop open the door leading into our mud-room that my wife must not have clicked shut. As a result the alarm system gave me it's high pitched beep warning to hit the code before it wakes up the world. Normally it wouldn't matter, but it was midnight and my ass was sound asleep to prepare for work today. So in order of events. Wind BlowsDoor pops openAlarm beeps loudlyThe dogs go into kill the Zombie Mode barking scaring the shit out of us.I wake up with 300 zillions mg's of Adreneline in my blood nowGrab gun from night stand, get my barrings and prepare to slay the world downstairs. Fuck, I hate when that happens :fuuuu::fuuuu: Took me an hour to fall back asleep. Local man shoots wife after wind scare, tonight at 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyM3rC Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 APOCALYPSE!!!!! Haz something to do with Ron Paul. I'm sure of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Local man shoots wife after wind scare, tonight at 10. The reverse actually. She's more a shot than I am and when I walked back upstairs she was sporting her S&W ready to go. Would have given her a way to collect on our insurance I suppose :no:. I best not remind her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 I know the world won't end in 2012 because Marty McFly traveled to 2015. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs.cos Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 I know the world won't end in 2012 because Marty McFly traveled to 2015. Wheres my flying skateboard?? http://i.imgur.com/E9cc4.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Wheres my flying skateboard?? http://i.imgur.com/E9cc4.jpg you still got 3 more years to wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stangsn95gt Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Wheres my flying skateboard?? http://i.imgur.com/E9cc4.jpg The shoes are out so the boards gotta be in the works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 3, 2012 Report Share Posted January 3, 2012 Wheres my flying skateboard?? http://i.imgur.com/E9cc4.jpg It's not 2015 yet. Give it time.... Guys, seriously, give credit where it is due. The Mayans WERE advanced, FOR THEIR TIME. It's like saying the first fuel injected car was advanced. It was, but compared to today's offerings, it ain't shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneRunnin72SST Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 It's not 2015 yet. Give it time.... Guys, seriously, give credit where it is due. The Mayans WERE advanced, FOR THEIR TIME. It's like saying the first fuel injected car was advanced. It was, but compared to today's offerings, it ain't shit. Pyramids next question... -Erik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEORedLS1 Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Third times a charm??? http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/BS_Tiger56/HaroldCampingOops.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssFo Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 They were advanced because they had help. Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Aliens!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Aliens!!!! Correct. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/183/103/alens.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EssFo Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 If I had enough hair I would totally rock that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted January 4, 2012 Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 Correct. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/183/103/alens.jpg It looks like snookie had sex with an 80's hairband roadie.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted January 4, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2012 http://volume1brooklyn.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/snooki.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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