jeffro Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 I was at the bar one night and seen a guy bring an escort with him.. he was buying her like $2 drinks and she was bouncing her straw up and down in her drink while he didn't talk to her and I was like what the hell and went and said hi while she was smoking a cig. The guy had glasses and tucked his shirt in and shit. I was like hey baby.. then we went to my pad and banged and I didn't have to pay. I woke up and didn't have herpes. 7/10 story srs? :megusta: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 I was at the bar one night and seen a guy bring an escort with him.. he was buying her like $2 drinks and she was bouncing her straw up and down in her drink while he didn't talk to her and I was like what the hell and went and said hi while she was smoking a cig. The guy had glasses and tucked his shirt in and shit. I was like hey baby.. then we went to my pad and banged and I didn't have to pay. I woke up and didn't have herpes. 7/10 story Did she have a penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spidey2721 Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 gold pre-1965 silver coins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 I'd pay down debt....especially anything currently over 4%. Then, once responsibility is out of the way...T.J. HOOKERS AND BLOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 welder watch, bottle of johnny walker blue, steak din din. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 pre-1965 silver coins i have a couple dimes i would sell you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 $75 will get you a good dinner. You could go downtown, get a hotel, go to a nice restaurant, then go out to a bar. We did this for our Anniversary last year and it was a good time... except for the hotel valet losing our keys. :fuuuu: Or really any weekend trip anywhere (driving) should just about be covered by $1k. Maybe Cleveland, Cincinnati or Indy. Stay in their downtown and do the same thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 1000 pesos = $75 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 Buy my awesome liquid cooled grapchics kit for your computer, then use it to save the world. Or, hookers and blow, thats a good one too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 1000 pesos = $75 Well since he had a $ sign in front of it I assumed he meant USD and the pesos thing was just a joke. Why in the fuck would anyone ask how to spend $75 USD? :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 I like taking things literally for 500 Alex. Holy shit daily double! I'll risk 200 Alex. :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 I thought it was $1000MXN? :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 I like taking things literally for 500 Alex. Holy shit daily double! I'll risk 200 Alex. :fuckyeah: But you only have $75 to gamble :gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 But you only have $75 to gamble :gabe: Y U MAKE SAME JOKE I DID 3 MINUTES LATER? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted January 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 I'd pay down debt....especially anything currently over 4%. Then, once responsibility is out of the way...T.J. HOOKERS AND BLOW! I agree with you, but unlike most folks I have no debt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 Y U MAKE SAME JOKE I DID 3 MINUTES LATER? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 Trade in $1k for wooden nickles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted January 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 I think I am going to buy 1000 $1 scratch off tickets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 I think I am going to buy 1000 $1 scratch off tickets i would buy 50 $20 scratch off tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 I would buy one $1000 scratch off ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 You should get 1,000 $1 bills and make it rain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 You could go in on 1/10 of a $10,000 scratch off ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 Give me 1000 and Ill tell you how to spend it. I feel like you just did. Not even sure why I'm able to scroll past this post; I'm fairly certain the thread should abruptly end here. Good point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted January 19, 2012 Report Share Posted January 19, 2012 I could use a lift for the Jeep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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