Rhett Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 LOLZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Wonderboy said: oh snap +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjrsplat Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Soooo Much mangina in these sigs. You're all a bunch of pillow biters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted February 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Here's the deal. Jon and I are both Jews. Jews celebrate everything by eating. Bar Mitzva? Everyone celebrates the coming of age by eating. Someone die? Their death is celebrated by eating. Eating? Eating is celebrated by more eating. I am a hybrid Jew. Jon is full Jew, he even has a set of dishes blessed by a Rabbi. We eat. I am fat. Jon is fat. Ask him next time to see his six-pack and you'll wonder where in the fuck it is. Why? BECAUSE JEW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 You just described italians I think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted February 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 That's part of my problem as well. I'm fucking screwed, but at least I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Angry Bird said: That's part of my problem as well. I'm fucking screwed, but at least I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Oooohhh, cheap and greasy. It all makes scents now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Linn and NTHER91, separated at birth??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Angry Bird said: This forum for all of you fucktards that can't read. No racism. Angry Bird said: Jews celebrate everything by eating. Bar Mitzva? Everyone celebrates the coming of age by eating. Someone die? Their death is celebrated by eating. Eating? Eating is celebrated by more eating. I am a hybrid Jew. Jon is full Jew, he even has a set of dishes blessed by a Rabbi. We eat. I am fat. Jon is fat. Ask him next time to see his six-pack and you'll wonder where in the fuck it is. Why? BECAUSE JEW. No racism, got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 He's black so its okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Mensan said: No racism, got it. Anti-Semitism :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 A black Jew? You almost got me! http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1621895813369&id=e07b3975a075d392d5d0dd53f121703e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Alex L. said: Anti-Semitism :dumb: Like this? http://deskofbrian.com/wp-content/uploads/no-sperm.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted February 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Jewish is not a race, it's a way of life. Not to mention, nothing racist about eating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn1647545492 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Angry Bird said: You mean my crack habit? You're not quite that svelte yourself, Jon. I guess a brief stint on prison food followed by some house arrest would give you an edge on me in the weight department... Ant, I know I'm not the thinest guy either but you've definitly got me by 100 pounds. I wouldn't know what prison food is like considering i've never been and house arrest, what a joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn1647545492 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Angry Bird said: Here's the deal. Jon and I are both Jews. Jews celebrate everything by eating. Bar Mitzva? Everyone celebrates the coming of age by eating. Someone die? Their death is celebrated by eating. Eating? Eating is celebrated by more eating. I am a hybrid Jew. Jon is full Jew, he even has a set of dishes blessed by a Rabbi. We eat. I am fat. Jon is fat. Ask him next time to see his six-pack and you'll wonder where in the fuck it is. Why? BECAUSE JEW. Most people don't know what it's like to be asked 20 times, "Are you sure you're not hungry, I can make something... You sure... let me make something anyway." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted February 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 I don't see you at 180lbs. But hey, you could hide it all well. You're right, I guess you could order pizza and Chinese food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted February 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Linn said: Most people don't know what it's like to be asked 20 times, "Are you sure you're not hungry, I can make something... You sure... let me make something anyway." That sounds like my grandmother. Feel the pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Angry Bird said: That sounds like my grandmother. Feel the pain. Maybe my grandmother might have been Jewish based experiences in this thread. So do I get a discount medical card or something now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn1647545492 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Angry Bird said: That sounds like my grandmother. Feel the pain. Grandmother, try every Jewish woman I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 I fucking love the Jews!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Long Dong Philver said: I fucking love the Jews!!! http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1621895813369&id=e07b3975a075d392d5d0dd53f121703e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontiacfreak142 Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 I'm not racist, I just hate everyone equally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Mensan said: http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1621895813369&id=e07b3975a075d392d5d0dd53f121703e Eli wins this round on the judges score cars 10-9, but we are about to enter the championship rounds in the CR UEC and the heavyweight belt is on the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Not throw grease on the fire, but you realize for every 100 pounds you remove from the car you pick up almost a tenth at the track right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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