AJ Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 lies! your a shadow of my shadows awesomeness. you have to pay to have me present in a venue with you. on my level you will never get. Thats pretty low considering your only one step above a hobo on food stamps in terms of awesomeness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Clearly. How could I even begin to hold a candle to one who imitates Yoda whilst blatantly disregarding any petty rules regarding conjugation, capitalization, and sentence structure? I was once like you, Grasshopper. Learn from my example. this is when you know that the internet is serious bidness... you just mad cause i have a choir singing sweet praises in every room i walk into Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Thats pretty low considering your only one step above a hobo on food stamps in terms of awesomeness. how is this possible? i wish someone wouldve told me this shit before.... im doing something extremly wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 this is when you know that the internet is serious bidness... you just mad cause i have a choir singing sweet praises in every room i walk into That must cost you a fortune in blowjobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 That must cost you a fortune in blowjobs. stacks on stacks on stacks, racks on racks on racks!!!! whachu need?? what what whachu need? im planking on a million Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 So, this is something you are proud of? This isn't going to be very fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 So, this is something you are proud of? This isn't going to be very fun. That's what she said...to Gabe? -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Phils version of an ebattle Phil - "I'm the fucking man!" DJ - "You suck dick for wooden nickels." Phil - "Yeah baby, you fucking know it!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Phils version of an ebattle Phil - "I'm the fucking man!" DJ - "You suck dick for wooden nickels." Phil - "Yeah baby, you fucking know it!" close but not quite accurate: Phil- im the fucking man, all the bitches swing off dees nuts, jungle gym dj-"You suck dick for wooden nickels." phil- random comment while listening to watch the throne dj- wtf is this guy talking about phil:gabe: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Phils version of an ebattle Phil - "I'm the fucking man!" DJ - "You suck dick for wooden nickels." Phil - "Yeah baby, you fucking know it!" Marc - "DJ is whiter than fresh snow. Real talk" Yup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Yup no punch line??? that woulda been perfect timing. dj is whiter than fresh snow- january blizzard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 And yet, I'm somehow blacker than midnight in a coal mine as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 And yet, I'm somehow blacker than midnight in a coal mine as well. Carrot Top is more black than you. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 I know that you timid crackers instantly associate the term "scary as fuck" with "black", but in this case, you are mistaken. Carrot Top is indeed "Scary as fuck", even more so than your's truly*, but he is definitely not more "black". *Unless you are Chris Green trying desperately not to antagonize me into making you look more stupid than you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 how many black folks we got on this board? 7 ? 8 max... its sad we cant get double digits... das borgen doesnt count either so dont add him to our short list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 I know that you timid crackers instantly associate the term "scary as fuck" with "black", but in this case, you are mistaken. Carrot Top is indeed "Scary as fuck", even more so than your's truly*, but he is definitely not more "black". *Unless you are Chris Green trying desperately not to antagonize me into making you look more stupid than you are. You're as scary as my 8 year old niece's stuffed teddy bear. If I encountered you in a dark alley after 10PM I would ask you for directions to the nearest Golf Smith. -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gillbot Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 I fucking love the Jews!!! http://www.youdopia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/hipster-hitler-i-fucking-love-juice-humor-funniest-shit-ever-crop-_465x758_500x307.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 how many black folks we got on this board? 7 ? 8 max... its sad we cant get double digits... das borgen doesnt count either so dont add him to our short list Scientifically we are all black bruh. Labeling someone because of color, is well... racist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 how many black folks we got on this board? 7 ? 8 max... its sad we cant get double digits... das borgen doesnt count either so dont add him to our short list yes he is, we are stuck with paul you get das borgen.:lolguy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 Only on CR can it be argued who/whom is blacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 That's what she said...to Gabe? -Marc FUCKIN DICK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 FUCKIN DICK h8r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 yes he is, we are stuck with paul you get das borgen.:lolguy: http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk193/Bonerhead22/catcomeonman.jpg Thats not fair, paul does white guy things... das borgen does not.... I.E paul- listens to country music and rock music das borgen- same thing BLACK GUYS DONT LISTEN TO ROCK MUSIC paul unfunny guy, funny to laugh at das borgen- un funny guy...... just flat out unfucking funny the black guys on cr- all funny guys, except steve, he has intimidation factor though.. paul- knows nothing of sports except what he heres on cnn das borgen- prolly never picked up a basketball BLACK GUYS ALL PLAY BASKETBALL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 is this the racial draft 2012? i got dirk nowitzki Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted February 10, 2012 Report Share Posted February 10, 2012 You're as scary as my 8 year old niece's stuffed teddy bear. If I encountered you in a dark alley after 10PM I would ask you for directions to the nearest Golf Smith. -Marc Given your already diagnosed fear of the "dark", as it were, I highly doubt that you would encounter me, let alone anyone else, in any unlit area at 10pm. If the above scenario actually played out in real life, I would show you my "slice". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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