Dr. Pomade Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Why, though. What is so life altering? I cant just convince him that expanding that drive a little bit just because "CR Says so" Are taxes rediculous? Traffic? cops? I did a sex offender search and didnt find much- are crime rates that bad? Do you take pride in where you live? Does that matter to you? Well, it doesn't matter to people who live in Groveport. Get used to saying you live in Groveport apologetically every time you tell someone. Do you ever leave your house? I do, and when I do, I like to go to places that don't suck. In Groveport, your cultural apex will be Little Italy's. No, it's not quaint. It's a place where kids play Pole Position after their soccer games and parents drink cheap beer in pitchers. Need to get some groceries? Awesome, head on down to Norm's Market. They have a large selection of specialty items. And by large selection I mean sardines, Fresca, Marlboro Lights, and scratch-off lottery tickets. Nightlife? Well, you have the Birch Tavern. You and your husband will have more teeth than the rest of the patrons combined. Fine dining? So much to choose from! There's Olive Garden, Wendy's, and even a Captain D's. Italian, Americana, and seafood, all right there. And you don't even need reservations. And no, you won't find many sex offenders in Groveport. No one in Groveport is attractive enough to victimize. Even sex offenders look down on Groveport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Tilley's putting together a tourism video about Groveport. BRB... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Pm me.. I'll tell you everything you want to know about groveport. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 My work is located a few blocks from the orange stingray and It is fine for our warehouse but would never want to live there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 And no, you won't find many sex offenders in Groveport. No one in Groveport is attractive enough to victimize. Even sex offenders look down on Groveport. Thats not true, there are a TON of them in "the valley". There were 4 or 5 on my street alone. Which is nice because there are like 4 schools in a 2 mile radius and about a million sex offenders in that radius. I guess thats all technically addressed as columbus but, its the same groveport people. Groveport bashing is so much fun. Im glad everybody else feels like I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Do you take pride in where you live? Does that matter to you? Well, it doesn't matter to people who live in Groveport. Get used to saying you live in Groveport apologetically every time you tell someone. Do you ever leave your house? I do, and when I do, I like to go to places that don't suck. In Groveport, your cultural apex will be Little Italy's. No, it's not quaint. It's a place where kids play Pole Position after their soccer games and parents drink cheap beer in pitchers. Need to get some groceries? Awesome, head on down to Norm's Market. They have a large selection of specialty items. And by large selection I mean sardines, Fresca, Marlboro Lights, and scratch-off lottery tickets. Nightlife? Well, you have the Birch Tavern. You and your husband will have more teeth than the rest of the patrons combined. Fine dining? So much to choose from! There's Olive Garden, Wendy's, and even a Captain D's. Italian, Americana, and seafood, all right there. And you don't even need reservations. And no, you won't find many sex offenders in Groveport. No one in Groveport is attractive enough to victimize. Even sex offenders look down on Groveport. http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii490/xenobbq10/7nTnr.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Just because they don't register doesn't mean they aren't there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted February 21, 2012 Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 Just because they don't register doesn't mean they aren't there http://i1256.photobucket.com/albums/ii490/xenobbq10/7nTnr.png Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrs.cos Posted February 21, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2012 I <3 you guys. http://i.imgur.com/Owt9x.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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