TTQ B4U Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 The lolz deff had, she had to get it bak up but once she did, I have her the best 32 seconds of her nite... Like a bauce. Had to get it back up? - not me boss, I puked with a woody and came back out good to go. Now pussy farts make me LOL so bad taht I have to start over. :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 i know what you mean tim...me and 4 friends drank a half gallon of jaeger and 16 cans of redbull on my 26th last year...i was fucking hammered til the next day afternoon..the next morning though, i woke up at this girls place i had been seeing, started to do the deed with her on top...all i felt was the drinks from the last night sloshing in my stomach...i had the pre-barf face going for a min and she looked at me like i was doing it towards her...had to explain i was still shitfaced and it wasnt her. Lol. Still got mine like a bauce. Then got some free bob evans. Hahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 And sams girls don't fart or poop cause their vaginas are made of Arby's sandwiches and chlamydia :fuckyeah::fuckyeah::fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 i laughed and she was like do not post this on cr:gabe: So, she knwos what CR is? Is she ON cr? :dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 i know what you mean tim...me and 4 friends drank a half gallon of jaeger and 16 cans of redbull on my 26th last year...i was fucking hammered til the next day afternoon..the next morning though, i woke up at this girls place i had been seeing, started to do the deed with her on top...all i felt was the drinks from the last night sloshing in my stomach...i had the pre-barf face going for a min and she looked at me like i was doing it towards her...had to explain i was still shitfaced and it wasnt her. Lol. Still got mine like a bauce. Then got some free bob evans. Hahah I'm sorry 16 cans of redbull? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 16 cans or redbull is equal to phils net worth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 You piss in her mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 fart back, if she keeps at it then she's one you should take to meet the parents. :insert "you might be a redneck" joke here: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 I'm sorry 16 cans of redbull? Yeah holy heart attack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Yeah holy heart attack. with a 1/2 gal of jaeger, it was about right...we had a big mixing pitcher...it was like a pour spout if jaegerbombs all fucking night...put some double sandwich bagged ice in there to keep it cold without watering it down. It was pure win that night. It was a hell of a surprise party for me...so much jaeger that night http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/evan938/IMAG1171.jpg The start of the pour/mixing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 I drank a bottle of yeager once. The night ended with my clothes in a tree, and wearing the wifes bathing suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted March 1, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 I drank a bottle of yeager once. The night ended with my clothes in a tree, and wearing the wifes bathing suit. hat the fuck lite weight!!! And 16 cans of red bull...:barf: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 I drank a bottle of yeager once. The night ended with my clothes in a tree, and wearing the wifes bathing suit. i lolled. the mental picture is... staggering. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Becuz fatty bruh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patterson Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 hat the fuck lite weight!!! And 16 cans of red bull...:barf: It was the whole half gallon, oddly I bought it from Nitrousbird. I think Leigh was there. My only real recolection is Doritos and BBs going everywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOZZER Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Jump up and yell gas leak.... Then cram it in her dumper 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linn1647545492 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 What about when a girl is sucking you off and you fart in her face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 I drank a bottle of yeager once. The night ended with my clothes in a tree, and wearing the wifes bathing suit. Yeager makes good men do bad things. My roomate and I in college killed a bottle, some mixing with Dr. Pepper, the rest chugging out of the bottle. I ended up later that night giving a lesson in how to correctly recover a fumble, watching the ceiling fan from the floor, and passed on the pool table. Me and the deer don't dance anymore after that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBQdDude Posted March 5, 2012 Report Share Posted March 5, 2012 PIITB and say...hey i thought you invited me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AC66Bronco Posted March 6, 2012 Report Share Posted March 6, 2012 What about putting your hand on the back of her head and guiding her lower? RIM JOB! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEORedLS1 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Do any number of these to her: http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/funny/sex.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CARkid Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 PIITB and say...hey i thought you invited me. +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AWW$HEEET Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Ma left strokes da def stroke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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