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I'd really like to know what the person with the shittiest house in Strawberry Farms is doing with an Aston Martin in their driveway.

 

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Drove by that this morning and shit my pants, I should have stopped and stolen it from those hilljacks

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Seriously, they went from having that beat dick astro van sitting there for 5 years to an Aston Martin?

 

honestly some of the repairs I have seen come from that place on vehicles they actually drive blew my lid.

 

Sounds like someone with some good priorities: divorce finalized, wife and kids move out and take van, buy Aston.

 

 

You dont understand, they had cars under tarps because the windows were all smashed, used a jack as a press with some rocks and bungee straps to hold a nasty matress on the top of an old 3 series... the straps used to hold down the trunk and hood that were now flapping in the wind for the disease infested matress the found

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That's me, I was staying over night at my mistress. Sorry to confound you guys; she is a very nice woman but she doesn't do well financially.

 

The bed bugs are now in your Aston and it is worth $8. Luckily I will give you $9 if you deliver it promptly.

 

Does the resident work at McDonald's by chance?

 

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