PRD2BDF Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 (edited) Since Tim and Paul (is that the right guy?) created a new sport involving fellatio and/or autofellatio. I decided to create my own. It is the Hot2Cold Challenge. It's not quite catchy but I'm working on it. It is a road challenge. Rules: -The team shall not exceed three members. A blow-up doll counts as a member. -The car shall not exceed 750 dollars as stated on the bill of sale. If the judge feels the said value exceeds the true value. Your car will be vandalized until it meets the 750 dollars requirement. -All parts and repairs shall not be from the auto parts store. It is required that all parts and repairs done in dimly lit parking lots using shady parts from the junkyards. -The car shall not be shut off at any time unless the repairs involves sticking hands in potentially dangerous places. -If the car is shut off for any other reasons than stated above, the members shall dress as the opposite sex for 500 miles. -The car shall be photographed very arty-farty at selected designations. Tim, pdpdgpah, will be the judge. He will compile three paragraphs why your photograph sucks and you shall proceed to not give a fuck. Failure to do so will disqualify you and result in the seizure of your car. -GPS or any other electronic navigation devices shall be banned. The goal is to start in Key West, Florida (Hot) and drive all the way to Alaska to Anchorage. (Cold) The car cannot be shut off. It test the navigational skills of the team, the durability of the car, and the endurance of both car and team. EDIT: The fastest team there wins. That's probably important. Let's go. Edited April 29, 2012 by PRD2BDF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 How do you refuel without shutting down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRD2BDF Posted April 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Put car in Park and open gas cap? I've done it before when it was cold. Risk of discharging and setting everything on fire is there, I admit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Sounds like something Top Gear would do, except driving across the UK is for pussies. I've driven to KeyWest and back from Delaware in a POS Sunfire during early spring, does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Put car in Park and open gas cap? I've done it before when it was cold. Risk of discharging and setting everything on fire is there, I admit. Both times I've tried it I got bitched at immediately over the PA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Good luck I can't find interest in guys joining me on the power tour driving their pride and joys let alone a shit box to somewhere you could freeze to death Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 I'm in. Do it during the winter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRD2BDF Posted April 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Both times I've tried it I got bitched at immediately over the PA. Never had that problem,I wonder why? Doing it during winter would be very brutal up in Alaska. It's intriguing however... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Never had that problem,I wonder why? :lolguy: Sorry, I forgot who I was addressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PRD2BDF Posted April 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 :lolguy: Sorry, I forgot who I was addressing. I use it to my advantage all the time. :fuckyeah: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted April 29, 2012 Report Share Posted April 29, 2012 Not if your 750$ car is a subaru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 If your gas overflowed you and everything around you could potentially be a huge ball of fire. This happened to Charlie Moorecraft, who is a public speaker for industrial safety. If you've ever seen him speak, it's powerful stuff. It's a bad idea to leave the car running. Amending the rules doesn't hurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted April 30, 2012 Report Share Posted April 30, 2012 If your gas overflowed you and everything around you could potentially be a huge ball of fire. This happened to Charlie Moorecraft, who is a public speaker for industrial safety. If you've ever seen him speak, it's powerful stuff. It's a bad idea to leave the car running. Amending the rules doesn't hurt. any competition without the persistent risk of being engulfed in a ball of fire isn't worth partaking in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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