Guest Hal Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Since one of the mods doesn't quite seem to grasp the concept of what a threat is, or isn't, I figure I'll take a second to educate y'all. threat [thret] noun 1. a declaration of an intention or determination to inflict punishment, injury, etc., in retaliation for, or conditionally upon, some action or course; menace: He confessed under the threat of imprisonment. 2. an indication or warning of probable trouble: The threat of a storm was in the air. 3. a person or thing that threatens. So, let's think of some examples that may or may not constitute a threat. 1. "You need put in your place in a bad way. When is the next CR fight night im calling out Mr. So fucking smart bitch ass Hal... Man up unless you dont think the outcome would be anything but you getting slapped around like the little bitch you are." - Snowflake (Direct Quote) 2. "Come fight me in a parkinglot, or else." - CR thug (paraphrased from memory as the PM is gone and I didn't record the phone call) 3. "Kill yourself in this manner." - Me (paraphrased since someone edited my post) Which of these can be considered threats under the definition of the word? 1 and 2. Which of these cannot be considered a threat? 3. So there you have it, a quick lesson on threats. Two of those, which are threats, have been completely ignored by the mods/admins. One of those, which is in no way a threat and has been allowed for years on CR, was edited because a mod doesn't understand basic language. http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/201949-1/Naive-reaction-to-zombie-anime.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 stop being such a fucking pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Not a threat: I hope you die in a fire... Now it is:...after I spray you with methanol and light a match. Seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowflake Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 For being so much more superior than everyone else you sure do whine a lot you fucking pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 For being so much more superior than everyone else you sure do whine a lot you fucking pussy Seconded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Hal rustles more jimmies than an alberta clipper in the early fall. Snowflake gets a Hal-boner every single time he posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wagner Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=654&pictureid=6263 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 http://i.imgur.com/wainr.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 stop being such a fucking pussy Explain how I am being a pussy. You have yet to say anything other than "yo dawg, I be wantin' to fight yo ass. Why you no want to fight me back?" Not a threat: I hope you die in a fire... Now it is:...after I spray you with methanol and light a match. Seriously. For once, Scott, you get the concept right away. I must say, I'm quite proud. For being so much more superior than everyone else you sure do whine a lot you fucking pussy Educating the ignorant masses as to what constitutes a threat (i.e., your angry lil post) is not whining. Shall I explain the differences for you? Maybe Scott can do it, he seems to be doing well today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Hal rustles more jimmies than an alberta clipper in the early fall. Snowflake gets a Hal-boner every single time he posts. Right now I'm an amateur jimmy rustler, but I've been thinking about going to qualifying school and going pro. P.S., plus neutral (I can't give positive) rep to whomever can photoshop Trollflake with a Hal-boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 for a "shit talker" you sure do complain a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 for a "shit talker" you sure do complain a lot. Actually, I haven't complained. If you will talk the time to read, you will notice that I did not express any dissatisfaction. What I did do, is explain what constitutes a threat and what does not. That is for the benefit of people who do not quite know what a certain word means. If you would like, I can break down what constitutes a complaint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 I will not talk the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 For a complainer, your sure do talk a lot of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 I will not talk the time. But did it died? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 PS, let's not argue semantics... the OP reeks*** of "ban him... he is threatening me!!!" which is just silly. If you're going to talk shit, be comfortable with the fact you are going to offend someone "in real lyf". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 For a complainer, your sure do talk a lot of shit. http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/jack_amused.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Wreaks. Edit: For some reason, I feel the need to justify my grammar nazi-ism today. Maybe it's my mood, but every fucking time I have read a post that contained a mis-conjugated word, or word misused, I have cracked the fuck up. Juiced, thank you, you litarally made me laugh out loud with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 PS, let's not argue semantics... the OP wreaks of "ban him... he is threatening me!!!" which is just silly. If you're going to talk shit, be comfortable with the fact you are going to offend someone "in real lyf". I've offended many people "in real lyf," it's amusing. I'm pretty sure I hold the record for most times threatened, which is quite an honor. I'm comfortable with offending people, but complete ignorance of language is where I draw the line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 Juiced, thank you, you litarally made me laugh out loud with that. :lol: :lol: shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQF0nWauJs1wdJAn-fXDF0I49dpsyzFNOMPAy1bO80fyL8PrZJxsg This thread is... HAL-ARIOUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQF0nWauJs1wdJAn-fXDF0I49dpsyzFNOMPAy1bO80fyL8PrZJxsg That would crack me up if it said "Shut up ad take my Jimmies!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 That would crack me up if it said "Shut up ad take my Jimmies!" you typo'd !!!!!!!!!111!11!!!!1!!one!!1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 you typo'd !!!!!!!!!111!11!!!!1!!one!!1 Read any of my posts and you are bound to find a typo or two, this is nothing new. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted June 7, 2012 Report Share Posted June 7, 2012 And DJ laughs again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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