Dr. Pomade Posted August 18, 2012 Report Share Posted August 18, 2012 I am selling a set of tires and wheels. That means I have four of them. I want you to have them. Why? Because deep down I've always liked you. Three of the tires are Sumitomo HTR Z III - 255/35/R18. I looked these up on tirerack.com, and it said these are $168 each. One of the tires is a Nitto NT 555 - 255/35/R18. I looked these up on tirebuyer.com, and it said these are $162 each. The tires are essentially brand new. I know people always say this when they sell shit. But, seriously, these are like brand new. I'm not sure how many miles I put on them, but it couldn't have been a lot. I bought them, then a few weeks later decided I wanted winter tires/wheels, so I bought another set, and then I sold my car. I've never been particularly good with money. Whatever, who cares - you get the point. The wheels are a different story. They are AMG replica wheels. I bought them in or around 2006. I'm certain they have a ton of miles on them - like 50,000 plus. I'm no wheel expert, but they seem kind of jacked up. Like, they are kind of corroded and have blemishes. I remember one time when I curbed the shit out of the car and it gashed one of the wheels pretty good. I'm not sure if you could restore them or not. I don't really care. I'm not trying to get any money for them. They just happen to be attached to the tires that I'm selling. I'm selling all four - wheels and tires - for $350. I hope this is priced low enough to make them sellable but high enough so that I don't like an idiot that practically gives shit away. If you buy them, then you have to come to Hilliard to pick them up. Here are some pics: http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh186/tilley614/wheels1-1.jpg http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh186/tilley614/wheels2.jpg http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh186/tilley614/wheels3.jpg I only took one picture of the tread, but all of them look like this. Thanks for browsing. For your time, please enjoy this bonus picture. You may recognize her as the ex-girlfriend of several members here. After all, this is CR, where everyone dates supermodels. http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh186/tilley614/adriana-lima-wallpaper.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stallion Motorsports1647545491 Posted August 19, 2012 Report Share Posted August 19, 2012 Thats my ex...but you took that picture. Bump...glws...great deal. Tom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGGU Posted August 19, 2012 Report Share Posted August 19, 2012 what is the bolt pattern and specs of the wheels? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted August 19, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2012 Thats my ex...but you took that picture. Bump...glws...great deal. Tom Only guys as good looking as us would be comfortable sharing an ex-gf as hot as Adriana Lima. what is the bolt pattern and specs of the wheels? I have no idea. Where would I look to get this information? (Not trying to be a jerk - I honestly don't know what exactly you're looking for.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted August 19, 2012 Report Share Posted August 19, 2012 Maybe plug whatever car model they came off of in here: http://www.myboltpattern.com./ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10phone2 Posted August 19, 2012 Report Share Posted August 19, 2012 farkas just threw up at the picture. GLWS. Seems like a good deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POS VETT Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 MB PCD is likely 5x112. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 I <3 Tilley. BP is indeed 5x112. Assuming offset is 35+ or 42+. Will bolt onto VW Passat, Audi A4, A6, A8 as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted August 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 farkas just threw up at the picture. I <3 Tilley. BP is indeed 5x112. Assuming offset is 35+ or 42+. Will bolt onto VW Passat, Audi A4, A6, A8 as well. <3 Okay, so this appears to be the information BIGGU was looking for, yes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGGU Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 look on the inside of the wheel and see if it says how wide they are. Was thinking of putting them on the wagon. should be stamped there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted August 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Okay will check when I get home. Posted from my iPhone in line at Subway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted August 20, 2012 Report Share Posted August 20, 2012 Make sure you sing the "$5 Footlong" song - complete with hand gestures - when you order. They love hearing that, and won't spit in your Spin-Egg-N-Cheese sammitch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted September 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 Wheels and tires are still available. BIGGU, sorry, I've been lazy and haven't checked on that stuff you wanted me to. Apparently, I'm not all that desperate to sell these things. I'll try to get around to checking them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Alex- Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 My God. Why can't there be more of you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 did you secks her on these wheels? if you answer yes, they are worth $34.09 more, if not, your current price is too high and you need to lie and say you banged her on these wheels... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted September 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 My God. Why can't there be more of you? Because the world can tolerate only so much hair product and douchiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted September 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 did you secks her on these wheels? if you answer yes, they are worth $34.09 more, if not, your current price is too high and you need to lie and say you banged her on these wheels... If I said I was a liar, would that make your brain explode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 i wonder how these would look on an 03 A4. anyone wanna photo shop something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted September 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 i wonder how these would look on an 03 A4. anyone wanna photo shop something? Another option: buy them and put them on the car. If they look dumb, then just give them back and I'll refund your money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted September 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 P.S. If someone photoshops the wheels on Jeffro's car, then Adrianna Lima should also get photoshopped in the car, since that's the kind of broad you can expect to pull with a wheel and tire package like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 If I said I was a liar, would that make your brain explode? no because only a true liar can tell a lie in the same sentence as the truth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted September 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 no because only a true liar can tell a lie in the same sentence as the truth... *kaboom* Quick riddle, you might have heard of it. Others may not, and everyone knows anyone shopping for used wheels and tires enjoys a good riddle, so here goes: You come to two doors, both of which has a guard. You must pass through one of the doors. One door leads to certain death and the other door leads to eternal riches, etc. Each door has a guard. One guard always tells the truth and one guard always lies, but there's no way of knowing which guard is which. You can only ask one question to one of the guards before choosing the door you'll walk through. What question do you ask that will guarantee you'll pick the door to eternal riches? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 *kaboom* Quick riddle, you might have heard of it. Others may not, and everyone knows anyone shopping for used wheels and tires enjoys a good riddle, so here goes: You come to two doors, both of which has a guard. You must pass through one of the doors. One door leads to certain death and the other door leads to eternal riches, etc. Each door has a guard. One guard always tells the truth and one guard always lies, but there's no way of knowing which guard is which. You can only ask one question to one of the guards before choosing the door you'll walk through. What question do you ask that will guarantee you'll pick the door to eternal riches? mother of fuck thats a good question...... brb posting this on fb to get an answer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted September 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 mother of fuck thats a good question...... brb posting this on fb to get an answer Yeah, this is actually a fairly difficult riddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted September 12, 2012 Report Share Posted September 12, 2012 How about this deal...you take me to the lunch you owe from months ago, and I will take these wheels in payment. Capice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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