Rustlestiltskin Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 near the tip, probably 4 inches flaccid, 3 inches around flaccid, most likely a grower, ballsack has exactly 22 wrinkles, shaves his pubes to about 4mm in length, circumcised, doesn't smell bad how do I report this sicko pervert for walking around naked like that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POS VETT Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Too Much F-in Information Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macpyro2 Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Did you make sure there was no discoloration or redness on the mole it could be pre-cancerous. Never can be to careful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 lol wut? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 please stop following me to the gym. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 please stop following me to the gym. You should get that mole checked out. I don't care what your lady calls it, it's not a "love bump". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 You should get that mole checked out. I don't care what your lady calls it, it's not a "love bump". You're a doctor right? Call me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10phone2 Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 since you were paying that much attention. Did you lick it to make sure it tasted right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Brian Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 When I was in the Army I was a certified combat life saver, meaning I had a bag with IV's and band aids and shit. One of our guys just had some cancerous moles removed on his chest, arm, and penis by civilian doctors. One day in the field he needed his gauzes (loosely-weaved bandages) replaced with clean ones and I was the man for the job. We went to the bathroom and he pulled off his pants while I was digging in my bag for fresh clean ones. First I had to shave off his 5 o'clock shadow of pubic hair to apply the surgical tape. It was on a hot Summer day so his shaft was a bit sweaty. I put on my rubber gloves and lightly stroked his penis to get it erect enough clean thoroughly with soapy water. I dried off the erect shaft, applied the gauze to the hole where the mole was removed, wrapped tape around the base of his penis and over the gauze, and he was good to go. After a pat on the back we went back out to continue training. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 you said penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 When I was in the Army I was a certified combat life saver, meaning I had a bag with IV's and band aids and shit. One of our guys just had some cancerous moles removed on his chest, arm, and penis by civilian doctors. One day in the field he needed his gauzes (loosely-weaved bandages) replaced with clean ones and I was the man for the job. We went to the bathroom and he pulled off his pants while I was digging in my bag for fresh clean ones. First I had to shave off his 5 o'clock shadow of pubic hair to apply the surgical tape. It was on a hot Summer day so his shaft was a bit sweaty. I put on my rubber gloves and lightly stroked his penis to get it erect enough clean thoroughly with soapy water. I dried off the erect shaft, applied the gauze to the hole where the mole was removed, wrapped tape around the base of his penis and over the gauze, and he was good to go. After a pat on the back we went back out to continue training. So you Jerked a guy off and then patted him on the back... No happy ending? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattKatz Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 This thread.....worries me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Know whats funny about this thread? Not a fucking thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Name: Day Walker Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Candy Land Occupation: Starting crotch fires one at a time Vehicles: a fridge and a door stop Posts: 3,309 Rep: Trader Rating: (14) Know whats funny about this thread? Not a fucking thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 OMG HE HAS LEARNED HOW TO COPY AND PASTE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 OMG HE HAS LEARNED HOW TO COPY AND PASTE! FireBeard!!! CR Sponsorship Coordinator Super Moderator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 FireBeard!!! CR Sponsorship Coordinator Super Moderator Lame post is lame, your old news dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10phone2 Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 wheres Hal to stir the shit properly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustlestiltskin Posted November 8, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Lame post is lame, your old news dude Say it aint so, DUDE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2pointslow Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Lame post is lame, your old news dude R.I.P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 OMG HE HAS LEARNED HOW TO COPY AND PASTE! http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/images/statusicon/user_offline.gifhttp://www.columbusracing.com/forums/images/buttons/reputation.gifhttp://www.columbusracing.com/forums/images/buttons/report.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 http://www.columbusracing.com/forums/images/statusicon/user_offline.gifhttp://www.columbusracing.com/forums/images/buttons/reputation.gifhttp://www.columbusracing.com/forums/images/buttons/report.gif I have a lot more thingies to use down there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 http://www.dynotunemotorsports.com/ .............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 .............. You no likey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted November 8, 2012 Report Share Posted November 8, 2012 Sorry busy looking at this new mole I just found Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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