DavidBaustert Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Not your typical WWCRD thread... So a buddy of mine calls me up today and starts telling me this story, and I could barely believe it. He and his girlfriend got into a fight while we were out this past weekend, and he told her to pack her shit and leave. So she rounds up some friends to go back to the house to get her things. Apparently while they were there, two of her friends (another couple) got into my buddys Dually Cummins, and took a shit and pissed all over the seat. They then proceeded to rip the headliner down and wipe their asses with it. He finds out about it this morning, and gets pissed as all get out. So his question to me is, "What do I do?" I'm in such utter shock, I have no idea, aside from beating the shit out of the guy. So, what would CR do? I wish I had pictures to prove it, because I didn't even believe it at first. Cliffs: Buddy and girlfriend got into fight, girlfriends friends shit and pissed in buddys truck, what is a good retaliation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 I would set the other guys car on fire... With him in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForeverMaker Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Clean truck. Lead a long, healthy, successful life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 What forevermaker said... Adding in, never talk to ex or her loser friends again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Rejoice that I made the right call about kicking the bitch out. Stealthily get revenge 10 years from now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evil8 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Don't worry about it. Dodge is a piece of shit anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 file police report, claim insurance, use money to buy body kit and supercharger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 file police report, claim insurance, use money to buy body kit and supercharger. this!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Insurance claim, etc. Never speak with them so they don't get the satisfaction of knowing it pissed him off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidBaustert Posted November 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 file police report, claim insurance, use money to buy body kit and supercharger. ??? Am I missing something??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imstock2 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Cut the brake lines and pour sugar into tank.. And beat some ass.. While dude on ground piss on him.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Insurance claim, etc. Never speak with them so they don't get the satisfaction of knowing it pissed him off. lol. once a mans headliner is used to floss asshole i don't think you need to talk to him to confirm that he's pissed. ??? Am I missing something??? yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 lol. once a mans headliner is used to floss asshole i don't think you need to talk to him to confirm that he's pissed. I guess my point was it's going to get at them more if you don't let them get a rise out of you. Obviously anyone in their right mind would be fucking irate lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Bang the girl that shit in his truck. Record said sexual encounter. Share with ex and said girl's significant other who also shit pissed in truck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JuicedH22 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Bang the girl that shit in his truck. Record said sexual encounter. Share with ex and said girl's significant other who also shit pissed in truck. Actually, if you could pull this off, and the girl is fuckable, this would be brilliant, hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavidBaustert Posted November 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Actually, if you could pull this off, and the girl is fuckable, this would be brilliant, hahaha http://www.facebook.com/michelle.hoover.121 I'd fuck her, but I've been told she's got the herp. Wouldn't surprise me, she's a batshit crazy whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 If shes willing to shit in a mans truck, who knows what other freaky things she would be into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geeesammy Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 20 mutual friends with her...no wonder she looks familiar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Rejoice that I made the right call about kicking the bitch out. Stealthily get revenge 10 years from now. This. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 call the cops I'd also consider saying they illegally entered the house and you think they may have stolen things but aren't sure yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Well, your buddy could probably stop crying long enough to file a police report and have everything handled by the insurance. Retaliation just seems immature and childish, to me. She'll get what she deserves in due time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOxley Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 am i the only one who lives a normal life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10phone2 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 insurance/police report and see if they can be charged with breaking and entering. I would also tie them up in small claims court and suck them dry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 That's pretty shitty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Sounds like plenty of evidence that they were responsible was left behind. I'd simply let them know that the insurance company has collected said evidence and will be contacting them. Thank them in advance for helping him get an entirely new interior without having to pay for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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