koolrayz Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Winter Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Sat., jan 31 , 2013 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM.. Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours. Class 8 Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined. Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours. Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Upon completion of ANY of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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macpyro2 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Class 8, no fucking joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Please let me know when Class 10 is being offered so I can appropriately armor my car and possibly take a vacation 500 miles away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zeitgeist57 Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Not commenting in this thread in case I run for public office in the future... Screw it....I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE!:thumbup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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-Alex- Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 Lmfao. I'm getting my wife these classes for Valentine's Day, and she's gonna like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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phil Posted January 29, 2013 Report Share Posted January 29, 2013 :CLAPS: absolutley awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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