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Buck531

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"...I'm just gonna assume it has something to do with homosextuality and atheism or something."

 

"If you're covered in fake tan that's ok but don't go OT where you look like Snooki...but Snooki's kinda hot too"

 

"I don't like pit bulls. If you have pit bulls no thank you."

 

"You have to be into vampires. I prefer you be into vampires because I have a fetish for them."

 

"You have to be able to make me food and stuff and you have to have a hot body and preferably big boobs. I like nice butts and lovely boobs."

 

"No Asians or, um, those type of people. It's not that...um, I don't really find them attractive if I'm being honest."

 

These, along with what was stated above, make this top quality. Thank you for bringing lulz.

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