zeitgeist57 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 You're in a room, holding the keys to your brand new, leased Land Rover Evoque. There is only one way out, through a door. Between you and the door is me, and I'm holding a claw hammer. You just leased a 2-door CUV for over $1,100 a month for 24 months, (amortizing the security deposit and all taxes over the life of the lease) and despite the 50+mile daily round-trip to work PLUS SALES CALLS AROUND OHIO, you only get 12,000miles a year. $0.35/mile over alloted miles. Please explain to me how I'm not going to pound you over the head for being such an ididoth.:dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 Clay is jelly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 ...because it's MY MONEY, and none of your god damned business! :thumbup: KillJoy You're in a room, holding the keys to your brand new, leased Land Rover Evoque. There is only one way out, through a door. Between you and the door is me, and I'm holding a claw hammer. You just leased a 2-door CUV for over $1,100 a month for 24 months, (amortizing the security deposit and all taxes over the life of the lease) and despite the 50+mile daily round-trip to work PLUS SALES CALLS AROUND OHIO, you only get 12,000miles a year. $0.35/mile over alloted miles. Please explain to me how I'm not going to pound you over the head for being such an ididoth.:dumb: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 Was it a woman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 There's an easier way than a claw hammer to the head. Just start trying to explain the concept of the word "amortization" to the person who just signed the lease, and their head will explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson1647545504 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 I get it http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1etfzdOWxVQ/Thqk6vhtOtI/AAAAAAAAFS0/nDDlNKj5cZg/s1600/3.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POS VETT Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 Not a Land Rover Evoque, that's a Vogue Edition Range Rover. Range Rover Vogue for $1100/mo, hell yes Land Rover Evoque for $1100/mo, fuck no Back to topic, that kinda things make the world go around. If it's not for some people throwing money away, the wheel of economy will soon grind to a halt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Bastard Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 Not a Land Rover Evoque, that's a Vogue Edition Range Rover. Range Rover Vogue for $1100/mo, hell yes Land Rover Evoque for $1100/mo, fuck no Back to topic, that kinda things make the world go around. If it's not for some people throwing money away, the wheel of economy will soon grind to a halt. So, America needs more dumb people with fistfulls of money? Makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forrest Gump 9 Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 Not a Land Rover Evoque, that's a Vogue Edition Range Rover. Range Rover Vogue for $1100/mo, hell yes Land Rover Evoque for $1100/mo, fuck no Back to topic, that kinda things make the world go around. If it's not for some people throwing money away, the wheel of economy will soon grind to a halt. Amen to this!! We can't all be clever all the time. Sometimes you just have to throw cautions to the wind. Obama will take over the lease if you can't handle it, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POS VETT Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 (edited) THANKS, OBAMA ! Edited March 12, 2013 by POS VETT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 OBAMACARS FOR ERRBODY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GilbWs6 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 To hell with the financial bad decisions... smack them on the head for leasing/buying an Evoque. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otis Nice Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I get it http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1etfzdOWxVQ/Thqk6vhtOtI/AAAAAAAAFS0/nDDlNKj5cZg/s1600/3.jpg :no: Gross. Needs more women. REAL women. Not those skeletons. Blech. Oh, and yeah, that's :dumb:. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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