ross Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 so today me,ron,mclovin,and a few guys from coshocton are sitting outside of iron pony debating on where to eat. a guy on what i think was a gsxr 1000 rides past the enterance doors towards the side exit of the parking lot. looks over at all of us and waves(mclovin and i think that it is the same guy we saw a few weeks ago at a gas station but thats a whole different story altogether). so he waves and we watch. bike revs and the front end comes off the ground in this guys moment of glory. he rides the wheelie for about 50 feet or so and sets it down. he is either color blind or just stupid because there is a massive yellow speedbump quickly approaching while he was in the wheelie. so this feeling of whatever greatness this guy got from his wheelie suddenly went down the shitter when he sets the front end down about 2 feet before the speedbump. he hits this speedbump somewhere around what we estimate to be in the 40mph range. bike goes completely airborne, turns sideways slightly in the air, and lands and it took all that this guy had to keep from smashing into the pavement. we laugh in amazement.moral of the story: acting like billy badass in iron pony parking lot can get you into a squirrely situation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relboc Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Shit. Those aren't small bumps either. That poor judgment will get your man card removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
420gsxr1000 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 oh that shit sounds funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Pics or it didn't happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ross Posted April 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Pics or it didn't happen.it all happened in a matter of a few seconds and you can believe it or not but it made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 it all happened in a matter of a few seconds and you can believe it or not but it made my day. i really LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 I never get to see the good stuff like this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
APCh8r Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 yea those side speed bumps are massive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jessecwalters Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 damn that sounds funny.. I bet he felt like the biggest dumbass afterwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 no he acted like a badass again by smashing on the gas again like it never happened.. i was kinda waiting for him to wash the front out in the gravel at the end of the alley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisknight Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Funny. I hate speed bumps. My bike is lowered and I have to find ways around all the time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 and hence why gsxr=squid bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FocusDave01 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 and hence why gsxr=squid bike Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EagleCock Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 man on gsxr+wheelie+speed bump = lolz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 i would have loved to see that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DLN1223 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 We're not all squids.......just a lot of bad examples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiztedRabbit Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 thats a good one... i have a CBR + Wheelie + Bump + Street + Tree = Totalled bike and dumbass storywe as in my GF, Roomate and myself were all outside of our apartment workin on the bikes when this dude on a 2007 CBR 1000 rolls up asked us to help him with his intergrated tail light it wasnt working... long story short the dude clipped 2 of the wires way short it wouldnt reach therefor couldnt work.. so we said get home and change to the stocker.. so he leaves bout 20 mins later we hear him heading back up the apartment road towards us and facing the main street. then we hear the familiar clutch grab and the front end comes up he rides it right past us.. sets it down about 30 feet from the main street.. about 30-40 mph... locks up the rear slides toward the street.. lets go of the bike falls off the back in the middle of the street.. slides into the grass across the street. the bike continues across the street into the grass then PLOWS and tree head on.. the aftermath well you can imagine.. lol to boot the dude wasnt wearing a helmet and had shorts and flipflops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 i was supposed to go with you guys yesterday but had a doc appointment. damn now i wish i would have gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Not on a CBR... those guys don't do that - you sure it wasn't a GSXR with CBR stickers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwiztedRabbit Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 lol yeah positive we help the dude get his bike to his apart letting him know how stupid he was the whole way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ron Burgundy Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 Not on a CBR... those guys don't do that - you sure it wasn't a GSXR with CBR stickers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
954RRLuke Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 I agree, must have been a GSX-R. CBR riders are much smarter than that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted April 18, 2009 Report Share Posted April 18, 2009 it all happened in a matter of a few seconds and you can believe it or not but it made my day. we were laughing so fricken hard! in a bout 1 sec guy went from front wheel up to level to rear wheel 3 ft in the air with front about a foot off the ground we all just watched in amazment! haha i really LOLi think we all did for the rest of the day haha made that ride home worth it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoner1320 Posted April 19, 2009 Report Share Posted April 19, 2009 I never get to see the good stuff like thisDon't feel bad I don't either. However it is probably more funnier listening to it than actually watching it. Some people just have a way with words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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