SchmuckGirl Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 So my friend Missy is in town for the weekend. She's an LMT and she's amazing... Mike texted me after his massage and said that it was the best a woman has ever made him feel Anyway, I am having her work on me today and it made me wonder if anyone needs a massage to soothe tired muscles and relax. She'll be at my house, so if anyone is interested, she is available all weekend to give massage. Or, if it works better she can bring her table to your house (for an extra charge). The cost is $60 for an hour and she can do Swedish and Deep tissue massage....Send me a pm if you are interested!Here's Missy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 happy ending? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubguy85 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 happy ending? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 happy ending? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thegame Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 happy ending?hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FocusDave01 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 happy ending?+ rep for making me laugh l:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustinsn3485 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 If she wants to drive to dayton I'm in. I'll even pass on the happy ending since she'd be doing the driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted May 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 No happy endings, boys. The work that she does to your muscles feels better than 'happy ending' anyway. Trust me, it's wonderful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 If she wants to drive to dayton I'm in. I'll even pass on the happy ending since she'd be doing the driving.And after she's done in Dayton, she can drive to Cleveland. I've never had a professional massage, but they have this lady that my work allows to come in as part of the wellness program - $10 for 10 minutes at work. Apparently it's a successful program because a lot of my coworkers schedule appointments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ousley99 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 im def in for later today or tommorow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted May 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 And after she's done in Dayton, she can drive to Cleveland. I've never had a professional massage, but they have this lady that my work allows to come in as part of the wellness program - $10 for 10 minutes at work. Apparently it's a successful program because a lot of my coworkers schedule appointments.Yeah, they do at my work too, but I like to lay all the way down and relax completely.im def in for later today or tommorowHell yea man, you'll love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exSRAaron Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 ahh i really do need a top notch massage...hmmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RC51 John Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 A massage does sound awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornSinner Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 So my friend Missy is in town for the weekend. She's an LMT and she's amazing... Mike texted me after his massage and said that it was the best a woman has ever made him feel Anyway, I am having her work on me today and it made me wonder if anyone needs a massage to soothe tired muscles and relax. She'll be at my house, so if anyone is interested, she is available all weekend to give massage. Or, if it works better she can bring her table to your house (for an extra charge). The cost is $60 for an hour and she can do Swedish and Deep tissue massage....Send me a pm if you are interested!Here's Missy:Looks like Mike is going to have his hands full this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!I think someoneis going to be taking it in the 5 Hole........I want details....pics.....and videos...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted May 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Looks like Mike is going to have his hands full this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!I think someoneis going to be taking it in the 5 Hole........I want details....pics.....and videos......You're silly. Hey, we almost came out to visit you guys last night... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted May 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 ahh i really do need a top notch massage...hmmmmWell, let us know if you want her to come over or you can come here as she has a big space in our den to set up...A massage does sound awesome.I know...I think I'm going to have a glass of wine and then let her work the magic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornSinner Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 You're silly. Hey, we almost came out to visit you guys last night...You should have.... I was bored....and there was some hot ass chicks getting hammered with me....It could got interesting..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornSinner Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Well, let us know if you want her to come over or you can come here as she has a big space in our den to set up...I know...I think I'm going to have a glass of wine and then let her work the magicOk....I cant pass this up.....There is a BIG space in your DEN to set up.....You call your "Whispering Eye" a "DEN".....thats not sexyandGlass of wine.....two chicks....sounds like Im coming over and peeking in the windows..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FocusDave01 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 ok....i cant pass this up.....There is a big space in your den to set up.....You call your "whispering eye" a "den".....thats not sexyandglass of wine.....two chicks....sounds like im coming over and peeking in the windows.....plus 1 to that!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted May 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 You should have.... I was bored....and there was some hot ass chicks getting hammered with me....It could got interesting.....We should have....I went to the urgent care and found out I might have to get my gallbladder removed, yuck. Then the perscription they gave me for the pain made me drowsy so we hit the sack. Actually, honestly, I think Mike was hoping Missy and I would go do something so that he could come hang with you alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SchmuckGirl Posted May 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Hey!! Who added 'Happy Ending' to the tags on my thread. Not nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchmuckGirl Posted May 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 (edited) She usually works for concert tours, giving massages to band members or other people who work for the tour. This is backstage at Type O Negative: Edited May 2, 2009 by BornSinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BornSinner Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Hey!! Who added 'Happy Ending' to the tags on my thread. Not nice!WHAT??????I think your CRAZY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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