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You are missing the best way to get the car bugging you moved. Call into the dealership asking about that car. Use google/online numbers to call in. Also maybe e-mails too. He will pull them back to the lot for test drives. ;)
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Just throw some dirt on the cars and then turn on your sprinklers so he's got to detail them every time he parks in front of your house. That or get some wheel dollies and roll his junk even further down the street (or in a ticket/tow area). If that doesn't work, hide his car somewhere in the neighborhood so he's got to go look for it. Get some retarded bumper stickers "I LOVE HILLARY" or some shit and put one on every car he parks in front of your house. Seriously, a million things you could do that would give him a clue.
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Since this is the kitchen your a db. Yes I do car about someone trashing up where I live by leaving cars parked in front of my house for days at a time. The current car that is in front of my house has not moved since Wednesday. I guessing by your first paragraph that you take zero pride in your home, cars, or even country you live in. I refuse the read the rest of your post.

 

round house delivered.

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You are missing the best way to get the car bugging you moved. Call into the dealership asking about that car. Use google/online numbers to call in. Also maybe e-mails too. He will pull them back to the lot for test drives. ;)

 

Down fall with this is he will drive that car to the dealership, and drive another home. so its just replacing one car with another.

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Fill his yard with bird seed of various kinds.

This works way better than you'd ever imagine but depends on your willingness to follow up and time of year, of course. Once that yard fills with European sparrows, black birds and grackles, the bird shit and noise will be endless.

 

Let's be honest here, the only reason this is in the kitchen is because we both know you are not going to do shit about this problem. This was so you could get CR to write you some creative revenge porn that you could mentally masturbate to so you could feel better about knowing you are going to do nothing.

 

 

if it has been there since we'd then it is over the 72 hour mark. What have you done about it? Call police non-emergency? No you called me a d-bag for calling you out on your flaccid approach to the situation.

 

 

I have to wonder, how many times did you sing "America, fuck yeah" from Team America in your head while writing that? 6? 7? This isn't about taking pride, this is about you feeling potentially powerless to exert control over something you have to share with your neighbors. And you feel powerless because you really aren't going to do anything about it.

bwhahaha Holy shit.

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Well I had someone else do my dirty work. Called a judge I know and they had the CPD come out and fix the problem. Idk what was said to the guy but all his junk was in front of his house within a hour after my phone call.

 

Yes this thread was just for fun... It is the kitchen after all. I had my own way of fixing the issue, just didn't want to go there. I have confronted the guy, I politely asked him to stop doing it more than once with him just exploding and asking me if I thought he was a terrorist. HAHA. Yep he went there. Real stand up human being.

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I am just sitting here trying to get comfortable with agreeing with Kerry on something - anything.

 

I am glad you do not have real problems to worry about.

 

Agreed

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