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This is end up being like Lazer Zone off 71 and Sinclair.

 

No way will this work. No one in the entertainment industry thinks It will either. Plus, its run by a bunch of idiots. Watch the promo video below. Its the most ambitious, incoherent load of shit I've ever seen.

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzn11ySsfNE

 

This is their lead Marketing and Development person

 

https://www.linkedin.com/in/lennimale/

 

She is local to me and was telling everyone in the local Facebook group that the project was a full go, etc etc etc. I responded that they hadn't even submitted Zoning yet. She replied that Zoning was done and approved by the Township. I then posted the screenshots of Berkshire Township reps and their official statement where they said nothing had even been submitted. Silence since then.

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This is their lead Marketing and Development person

 

https://www.linkedin.com/in/lennimale/

 

She is local to me and was telling everyone in the local Facebook group that the project was a full go, etc etc etc. I responded that they hadn't even submitted Zoning yet. She replied that Zoning was done and approved by the Township. I then posted the screenshots of Berkshire Township reps and their official statement where they said nothing had even been submitted. Silence since then.

 

she should be fired for green lighting that promo video. Its embarrassing.

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Also, David Glimcher is notorious for this shit. I was talking to my dad about this project and he was telling me stories about when he and my Grandpa used to do a bunch of land speculating in the 70's - early 90's and he would come in and say he had all these plans and they were greenlighted etc etc etc, but never actually have the money for it. Then everything would fall apart when they couldn't get financing.

 

His words "I cannot tell you how many land developers just stopped listening to Glimcher"

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Wasn’t the video game movie that just came out was about “The Oasis”?

 

BTW someone last week put together a list of busineses for this area. Some thought this was a real list. This was being passed around on Facebook as a valid article. (I only bolded a couple of funny ones. I’m sure you all see the other ones now. ) :lolguy:

 

https://www.delawareohionews.com/planet-oasis/complete-list-of-restaurants-and-attractions-planned-for-planet-oasis-entertainment-district/

 

Food & Drinks

 

8 Subway restaurants

12 Starbucks

Mcdonald’s

Applebee’s

Buffalo Wild Wings

Red Robin

Dairy Queen

Taco Bell

Arby’s

TGI Friday’s

Chili’s

City BBQ

Pizza Hut

Long John Silver’s

Soggy Cereal Yogurt Bar

Donatos

America’s First Muslim Owned Chick-fil-a

Cheesecake Factory

Auntie Anne’s Hand-Rolled Soft Pretzels

IHOP

Wendy’s

Vegan Burger King

Chipotle

Uncle Tanner’s Kitchen and Eatery

Planet Mustard

 

Shopping & Retail

 

3 Mattress Stores

DICK’s Sporting Goods

Claire’s

H&M

Abercrombie & Fitch

Hot Topic

John’s Lil’ Sexy Freak Palace

Apple Store

Banana Republic 2.0

Barnes & Noble

Palestinian Radio Shack

Disney Store

Finish Line

The Black People Store

Mexicano Americano Por Favor

Phat Daddy’s Silk Sheets Emporium

Lil’ Dragons Kids Center & Survival Toy Factory

DSW

Gap

Gap Kids

Gap for Chicken Head Bitches With No Self Respect

Gap Outlet

Gap Appendage Outlet

Gap Smoke Detector Store

Gap Dungeon Rape Assembly Line Boutique

Gap Again

Last Gap Store on the Left

The Stain Store

Essentially Oily

Build-a-bear for Grown Men

Hollister

Hot Topic

Mi Cumpleanos

 

Entertainment & Sports

 

Rusty Skate Park

Go-kart Race Track

Indoor Skydiving

Rock Climbing Wall

E-sports Arena

Shooting Range

BMX Race Track

Water Park

Movie Theater

Holocaust Dinner Theater (Comedy)

Bowling Alley

Laser Tag Arena

Indoor Sports Arena

Drowning VR Simulation

Man-made Lake with Sand Beaches

Mi Cerrito Arcade

Mexican Locker Room RPG

Perk and Jerk Volleyball

USA Gymnastics Doctor’s Office & Sexual Assault Outpatient Prep Center

Basketball Court

Tennis Courts

Baseball Diamond

Splooge Slip-n-Slide

Immigrant Hospice Zoo

Outdoor Amphitheatre

Driving Range

Sandpaper Hole Gentlemen’s Club

 

Hotels & Accommodations

 

5,000 unit Apartment Complex

Hilton Hotel

Extended Stay Suites

Four Seasons Hotel

Naked Dianna’s Luxury Getaway Cabin

Immigrant Shanty Town

Immigrant Apartment Tower

Section 8 Housing Complex

Luxury Condominiums

Executive Country Club

Sugar Daddy Couple’s Retreat

Your Step Dad’s Place Retro Suites

Cave

Human Hamster Dens

 

Health & Wellness

 

Heroin & Human Sex Trafficking Rehabilitation Center

Dentist

Chiropractor

Sports Medicine

Happy Endings Massage Parlor

Plastic Surgeon

Stem Cell Research Facility

Equine Abortion Clinic

Yoga Studio

2×4 Renal Restoration Practitioners

Spin Studio

UNITY Spa

Racism Reconditioning Chamber by Gillette

Little Spandex Nitrogen Injection Outlet

OhioHealth Surgical Roulette

Reach Around Counseling

Planet Fitness Universe

Dialysis with a View

 

Space Center

 

SpaceX Rocket Launch Pad

Telescope

Alien Research and Space Exploration Institute

Space Warfare Think Tank & Weapons Lab

Mars Nuclear Weapons Testing Facility

Space Holocaust Simulator

Bob’s Flat Earth Experience (Dumb Ass Mystery Tour)

Boeing Recruiting Center

Aeronautical Jew Boy Experience (VR)

Mission Impossible: Journey to Jupiter to Commit Suicide

Science?

 

Know how I know folks didn’t read the whole list?

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Wasn’t the video game movie that just came out was about “The Oasis”?

 

BTW someone last week put together a list of busineses for this area. Some thought this was a real list. This was being passed around on Facebook as a valid article. :lolguy:

 

https://www.delawareohionews.com/planet-oasis/complete-list-of-restaurants-and-attractions-planned-for-planet-oasis-entertainment-district/

 

I think we can close the thread after this post, that and I would like to know more about John’s Lil’ Sexy Freak Palace....

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Palestinian Radio Shack

 

:lol:

 

 

https://www.delawareohionews.com/planet-oasis/developer-asks-delaware-county-to-change-name-to-planet-oasis-county/

 

“Delaware County is a thing of the past,” Glimcher said at a press conference announcing the development. “Planet Oasis is the future. The future always replaces the past. Always. I know that the voters in Delaware County will understand that the re-branding is an important step toward cementing my legacy on this Earth.”
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This is their lead Marketing and Development person

 

https://www.linkedin.com/in/lennimale/

 

She is local to me and was telling everyone in the local Facebook group that the project was a full go, etc etc etc. I responded that they hadn't even submitted Zoning yet. She replied that Zoning was done and approved by the Township. I then posted the screenshots of Berkshire Township reps and their official statement where they said nothing had even been submitted. Silence since then.

 

Lol she replied to me

 

Our leader has been in commercial development for 40 years. It’s all part of the process, and we are working with all parties and necessary channels.

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