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2020 Porsche Cayenne...........


zeitgeist57

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I dunno. My boss has a new GLE63SAMG Black and it seems to be a much meaner but similar machine. Maybe its the initial impression of the interior...but for >$100K, the Porsche looks like a pretty VW-ish interior. I can attest the Merc. is far far from that.
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...is just a fat hot hatch.

 

 

CHANGE MY MIND

 

How is that a bad thing? It's a 541hp twin turbo v8 in a moderately useful body that looks better than the existing cayenne. Is it a specialized track weapon or kid hauler? no. Betcha it's not boring either.

 

Oh did you want off road chops? buy a jeep. the previous gen was at best a soft-roader as well, this is porsche - the best you can hope for off-road is to build your own safari 911.

 

Also, it has a houndstooth interior. HOUNDS. TOOTH. SEATS!!!! how dare you talk bad about it in front of the porka legacy fabric.

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Needs to slim down, commit, and get a Bowflex

 

This very excellent reference was not lost on me. Well done.

 

As for the Porsche, it's an automatic, which means betas like me can manage to drive them, so there's that going for it.

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