Unk Greg Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps.. He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. As they walked through the ape exhibit, They passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and two feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.. The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin. She did... and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. "Now..... show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy and he started doing flips. Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. "Now. Tell him you have a headache." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knicks360 Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 lol.. that was good.. but holy fonts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 font size fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomcat0403 Posted June 9, 2009 Report Share Posted June 9, 2009 lol...that was great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 haha i so got that line last night...so i said "oh im sorry i got something on ORDN (which she hates with a passion, cuz i pay more attention to it then her) that u have got to read" haha she didnt sthink it was as funny as i did... now i've been teasing her about feeding her to a gorilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ousley99 Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 That was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rusty 996 Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 good one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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