magley64 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Let's say you won the mega-millions jackpot... (350ish million?)How do you distribute the cash?me:20 million goes into high yeild savings accounts that dump their interest into my checking...whatever is left over goes to buying:1: a kick-ass house2: a few "toys" (delorean, coutach, ship, etc)3: Payoff family debt4: trust funds for nieces5: cash for family6: cash for friends7: Tyson house for ORDN party center8: "worthy" causesI think there will still be plenty left by the time I got to number 8How about you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I'll say it before someone else does...HOOKERS AND BLOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ltsrunm Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 i'll say it before someone else does...Hookers and blow+10000:d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleaveTheGreat Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Hah we were just talking about this at work last night. The first thing I would buy is a bus to drive through the restaurant that I work at.Then, about 30 mil into low risk bonds and treasury notes. Then I'd pay off family debt, buy a few houses for my relatives, some oceanfront property for myself, some new toys, etc. And then I'd have a motor coach custom built and I'd follow College Gameday in it.Edit: hookers and blow also. Can't believe I forgot that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilTwin Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 100 mill into high intrest savings accounts for a rainy day. then I'd build a house in the Rockies, on the beach, and somewhere down south where I could ride anytime of the year. Then toys toys and more toys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justin0469 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 toys toys and more toys.by "toys" he means double headed dildos with taint warmer/rubber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Division by percentage10% for me to ride where ever I want20% for personal mechanic, dog sitter, chase helecopter and party bus to follow me.5% for seriously huge collection of all the bikes I ever wanted25% for purchase of 5000 acres of land to close off and outlaw anything other than motorcycles on.35% to savings/ stocks/ bonds/ etc5% to help out people I meet along the way who deserve a hand up vs a hand out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted August 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 by "toys" he means double headed dildos with taint warmer/rubber if you could sum up ordn in 2 words...taint rub Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilTwin Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 by "toys" he means double headed dildos with taint warmer/rubber If by taint warmer you mean motorcycle, than yes I would buy lots of taint warmers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Butters Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 ide have the fastest street legal mustang ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilTwin Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Talk about a waste of money ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 ide have the fastest street legal mustang everWhich proves that money can't buy class :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadyone Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Which proves that money can't buy class :Dtrue story a millionaire white trash is still white trash.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homer86 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I would buy a boat and listen to "im on a boat" for the rest of my life....No its funny you started this thread we talked about the same thing at work the other night. 325mill holy crap.1. Pay off mine and my parents debt and buy them a house.2. Buy a couple old 8 series BMW's and a Z4.3. Buy a large amount of blue chip stock4. Buy a new BMW s1000rr and a k1300gt and take them to my new house in the Alps.5. Buy a new fraternity house.6. Build a theater system in said house7. Take a world cruise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magley64 Posted August 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I would buy a boat and listen to "im on a boat" for the rest of my life....I want to build a ship aesthetically identical to the black pearl, but embed a submarine into the hull...you'll see me out on lake erie scaring the bejeesus out of local fishermen.but then i will fire cans of beer at them out of my cannons... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homer86 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 would it be import beer sence you have all those millions or lake erie brewing company becuase they prob use water straight from the lake so the beer would rest in its birth place lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Speazy Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 it would be his own brewing company beer. since he'd have so much money he could buy a brewery and market his brew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I would get a gold digging girlfriend that was a supermodel. jk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I want to build a ship aesthetically identical to the black pearl, but embed a submarine into the hull...you'll see me out on lake erie scaring the bejeesus out of local fishermen.but then i will fire cans of beer at them out of my cannons...Im pretty sure the beer would kill them. At that fast of speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 I want to build a ship aesthetically identical to the black pearl, but embed a submarine into the hull...you'll see me out on lake erie scaring the bejeesus out of local fishermen.but then i will fire cans of beer at them out of my cannons...win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 probably a chicken dinner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 350 million, minus the ~20M you are going to lose to taxes, so you end up with around 330. still not a bad haul.first thing i do is hire an attorney and and accountant. then buy a nice house, some cars and some bikes.then the rest goes in the bank and i just live off the interest it makes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilTwin Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 The lottery is gambling and against the Bible. You are all going to hell... Why don't you guys crucify a Jew while you're at it? Jeebus.... If I go crucify a Jew will I get 350mill, b/c if so just tell me where to sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 wearing blended fabrics and cutting the hair at the side of your head is against the bible too.so enjoy your poly/cotton blend in hell you sinners! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatik3 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Well I would start by paying 100000 homeless people $1000 to move to D.C. and all set up camp right out front of the white house. Then, run for president. Have Obama, Osama and Fran Drescher killed. Embezzle more money, resign and get pardoned by my V.P. who is now the POTUS (BY the way it's either be Carrot Top or Dean Cain. Either way you get a crazt redheaded comedian or Superman) and buy Daytona International Speedway and build a house in the infield.Either that or hookers and blow. Still undecided. Oh and a pony! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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