Mr Anderson Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 Well I would start by paying 100000 homeless people $1000 to move to D.C. and all set up camp right out front of the white house. Then, run for president. Have Obama, Osama and Fran Drescher killed. Embezzle more money, resign and get pardoned by my V.P. who is now the POTUS (BY the way it's either be Carrot Top or Dean Cain. Either way you get a crazt redheaded comedian or Superman) and buy Daytona International Speedway and build a house in the infield.Either that or hookers and blow. Still undecided. Oh and a pony!Can't forget the pony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 id buy a bus and start bussing homeless people to muirfield and new albany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homer86 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 oh your gonna loose a little more than 20mil in taxes. I bet you get 180-220 after taxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 yeah you;re right. taht was only the 6% state tax. i forgot about the 25% fed tax.i also forgot you only get about half when you take the cash payment.so:350M-175 for cash payment-43.75 fed -10.5 stateleaves you with a paltry 120.75Mfucking weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 120M? fuck that, they can keep it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilTwin Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 only 120mil... that might sustain me for the rest of my life if I really stretch it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alstare03 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 120 mill5 million = hooker and not blow5 million = blow and not hookers5 million = on my little ponies5 million = on a 1mph faster street legal mustang just to prove a point25 million = anything not yet mentioned5 million = cancer research foundations (good cause and tax write offs)50 million = in my underwear drawer (big ass dresser)20 million = house/cars/bikes/more hookers/more blowany questions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjachk08 Posted August 26, 2009 Report Share Posted August 26, 2009 (edited) -build my mom a house in the country(with her porch,lol) and buy her a nice new car(always wanted a caddy)-pay off mom's debt-give mom a nice retirement fund-college funds for both my nephews-pay sister's debt off-buy sister a house(only for my nephews)-college funds for future kids (if any)-build a nice, big, decent size home-buy my dream car, dd, and weekend sports car-3 bikes(street,track and chopper)-few toys(4wheeler,jetski,boat)-clothes! and jewelry-pay off my debt -invest the rest.. never have to work again Edited August 26, 2009 by ninjachk08 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warpspeed Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 first thing-hookers and blow to celebrate winningthenhire attourney/accoutantput money in high interest savings accountsmake sure I limit myself so I still have plenty of money when I'm 100donate money to WORTHY causespay off all the family debts buy a 2009 CTS-V and 2006 Duramax for the boat and a CCXGet the top of the line wakeboarding boat, fishing boat, and cruising boat and some jet ski'sbuild a house in colorado for snowboarding, a house in hawaii, and build a nice medium sized house with a HUGE Shop/garage/barn for my toys somewhere down south where it don't snow. build a race track have a bike similar to Rossi's builtGet a very modded streetable 2010 DaytonaGet a VROD for cruisingand a herd of sheep with xmas lightsyea I think I could live the rest of my life on 120 mil...the above list is only like 30 mil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 dont forget to buy or at least lease a private jet. you dont want to be waiting in line at the airport with a bunch of chumps when you're trying to fly to your hawaii house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 dont forget to buy or at least lease a private jet. you dont want to be waiting in line at the airport with a bunch of chumps when you're trying to fly to your hawaii house.P Diddy does it... http://www.takepart.com/blog/2008/08/27/diddys-commercial-flight-against-high-gas-prices/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 also, just for shits and giggles:if you take the annuity, you get the full amount over 30 years.350M/30 years = 11.6666667i think you actually get a little bit more in ohio on your first payment. probably not much. few hundred K... so we will stick with 11.666 mil11,666,000-2,961,500 federal-699,960 stateleaves you with $8,049,540 X 30 years = 241 486 200you get 121 million MORE over the 30 years.however, with the amount of blow that people in this thread want to buy, they probably arent gonna live long enough to collect it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 I'll say it before someone else does...HOOKERS AND BLOWfuck yea..id get my dick sucked 24/7 while snorting the p gold.. id honestly die in a few weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 ide have the fastest street legal mustang ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that dude Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 The lottery is gambling and against the Bible. You are all going to hell... Why don't you guys crucify a Jew while you're at it? Jeebus.... jesus is not real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 i bought 5 tickets tonight ill figure it out when i am counting my winnings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatik3 Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 jesus is not realThen who's the guy that cuts my grass every week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CleaveTheGreat Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 Then who's the guy that cuts my grass every week? win Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Punk Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XZJGLvZ6VU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitzburgh Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 120 mill5 million = get my brother a hooker and not blow5 million = get my brother some blow and not hookers5 million = on my little ponies5 million = on a 1mph faster street legal mustang just to prove a point25 million = get my brother anything not yet mentioned5 million = cancer research foundations (good cause and tax write offs)50 million = in my underwear drawer (big ass dresser)20 million = get my brother so many houses/cars/bikes/more hookers/more blowany questions?Fixed It for ya...Me? Buy every last fucker in the US a map to shut this ho up... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alstare03 Posted August 27, 2009 Report Share Posted August 27, 2009 (edited) is it to late to change it up a bit? just the 50 mill in the underwear drawer part... 49 mill in the underwear drawer and 1 mill to buy that Miss Teen-South Carolina Ho some Hookers and Blow. Maybe she'll OD on the blow B4 the hookers get there and we'll just party it up with them!Fixed It for ya...Me? Buy every last fucker in the US a map to shut this ho up... Edited August 27, 2009 by Alstare03 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homer86 Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 2 and a half more hours until I win it all. Wow the map video was ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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