siggywiggy Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 try sitting in a dining chair! better yet. Put your feet on your frame sliders lean back on the passenger seat and tell her to stand on the foot pegs thank me later for this one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 You fail. "Honey, it will really help my knee feel better if you let me pound you in the ass."You fail! You were not even willing to yank on your wife's collar a little after her accident. What's up with that...? I'm jk bro. She still doing ok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siggywiggy Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 ^^^lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 try sitting in a dining chair! better yet. Put your feet on your frame sliders lean back on the passenger seat and tell her to stand on the foot pegs thank me later for this one!That's not a bad idea. Don't they sell like sex harnesses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 --Put her on top, but turn her around to face your feet, that way she will watch your knee and give you a decent visual in the meantime--of course there's always the option of giving her some face time (and vice versa) just to tide y'all over. how you doing , you tryin to see me tonite ?I might have to ask her if the chloroform smells good, to pull that one off lol.youd be surprised , you ever brought it up ?Hospital sex rocks! Getting a hummer while hooked up to heart rate monitors in the cardiac unit of the local hospital was a nice way to test the equipment.you sir know what I was talking bout !!that is still my most memorable one of all time I had a compound fracture in my leg they put a rod in it and hooked me into this thing that kept bending my leg , there was no way of doing the deed and my girl felt bad for me so she closed the door a started the oral deed a couple mins into it a nurse walked in didnt even act surprised and said "dont mind me I just gotta check his vitals you can keep going sweetie" AWSOME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Hell, have her lay on the kitchen counter with her legs under your arms and have at it. (Warning you must be at least my height to try this ride.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 (edited) i had a compound fracture in my leg they put a rod in it and hooked me into this thing that kept bending my leg , there was no way of doing the deed and my girl felt bad for me so she closed the door a started the oral deed a couple mins into it a nurse walked in didnt even act surprised and said "dont mind me i just gotta check his vitals you can keep going sweetie" awsomeHello Nurse!!! Edited September 14, 2009 by buildit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 You fail! You were not even willing to yank on your wife's collar a little after her accident. What's up with that...? I'm jk bro. She still doing ok? I didn't take the time to yank it off. Did the deed while she was wearing it.yeah, she is doin good. thanks for askin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 how you doing , you tryin to see me tonite ?youd be surprised , you ever brought it up ?The relationship is pretty new...so we're still getting into new stuff. Hell, have her lay on the kitchen counter with her legs under your arms and have at it. (Warning you must be at least my height to try this ride.) A table, might not be a bad idea lol. I think i'm about 2 inches shorter than you. Your about what 5"11", 6 feet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 I didn't take the time to yank it off. Did the deed while she was wearing it.yeah, she is doin good. thanks for askin:lol:No problem. You should find a way to frame that collar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 I must be slouching a lot? 6'4" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 I must be slouching a lot? 6'4" Arrr...sorry man. That's the 1st thing i did notice when i met you. How tall you are. And the size of your arms. I was like "shit, this dude is huge...let's not piss him off". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 The relationship is pretty new...so we're still getting into new stuff. I know its new but I was askin cuz she liked it the night of my company christmas party , just didnt know if her tastes had changed or somthing ??:popcorn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ChickOn2 Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 try sitting in a dining chair! better yet. Put your feet on your frame sliders lean back on the passenger seat and tell her to stand on the foot pegs thank me later for this one!Been there, done that.. but... the other way around. thank god for a stable kick stand or could have ended badly..how you doing , you tryin to see me tonite ? Yooh haz a silly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 ziinnnngggg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 I know its new but I was askin cuz she liked it the night of my company christmas party , just didnt know if her tastes had changed or somthing ??:popcorn::lol:You dick! You ruined it for every other guy in the future! She's only let me put a finger in it, so far. But...hey that's a step right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 I know its new but I was askin cuz she liked it the night of my company christmas party , just didnt know if her tastes had changed or somthing ??:popcorn:He could ask if anyone was being a pain in the ass that night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tpoppa Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Mr. Garrison: Okay, children, now I wanna review the different sexual positions. Who can tell me which sexual positions we talked about? Filmore: [raises his hand] Miss'nary position? Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Missionary position, good. A little boring, but tried and true. What else? Girl: Doggie? Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] That's right. Doggie style we went over, mhm. Boy: Pile driver? Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Uh huh, pile driver position. Good, Quaid. Sally: The Filthy Sanchez? Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Yes, good Flora, you remembered the Filthy Sanchez. Boy 2: Hot Karl? Mr. Garrison: [turns around and writes the position] Yes,you can give your partner the ol' Hot Karl, sure. Mr. Garrison: Okay children, so what other sexual positions have we talked about? Yeah, the wrap-around butt grab. Sure, can't forget that. Uh huh, reverse cowgirl. Good, Kevin. Hot Lunch, sure, she likes that. Donkey Punch, uh huh. Glass-bottom boat. Good one, yes. Fish-eye. Good, Jenny. Chili dog. Mm-hm. South Park kicks ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVTPilot Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 you sir know what I was talking bout !!that is still my most memorable one of all time I had a compound fracture in my leg they put a rod in it and hooked me into this thing that kept bending my leg , there was no way of doing the deed and my girl felt bad for me so she closed the door a started the oral deed a couple mins into it a nurse walked in didnt even act surprised and said "dont mind me I just gotta check his vitals you can keep going sweetie" AWSOME:plus1:for the nurse! My incident was uninterrupted, thankfully, but I will be sure to give it another go the next time I am in the hosp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Anderson Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Been there, done that.. but... the other way around. thank god for a stable kick stand or could have ended badly..Yooh haz a silly!You did the nasty on your bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidgetTodd Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Been there, done that.. but... the other way around. thank god for a stable kick stand or could have ended badly..damit , again how you doing You did the nasty on your bike. it aint nasty bambi whats wrong with you ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buildit Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 How has Mr A not been nick named Fezz yet?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightRider Posted September 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 How has Mr A not been nick named Fezz yet?? :lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomking Posted September 14, 2009 Report Share Posted September 14, 2009 Put it in her ass.STOP ...I am laughing too hard !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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