Disclaimer Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Message to all sheepf*(kers out there - sex with animals isn't a crime in NJ. Looks like we'll have a lot of "For Sale By Owner" signs on some Coshocton real-estate.Ohh, and notice the last line of the article - how they slip that in all "matter-of-fact" like.http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-cow-cop,0,7485962.storyMOUNT HOLLY, NJ -- A former police officer accused of having amoonlight tryst with a group of cows will not be facing animal crueltycharges after all.As it turns out bestiality is not a crime in New Jersey.Former Moorestown police officer Robert Melia Jr. was charged last year with sexually assaulting three girls.During the investigation, police say they found a video in the man's home that showed him sexually molesting cows.According to prosecutors, Melia Jr. dropped his trousers and let the animals taste his genitals on a Southhampton farm in 2006.Superior Court Judge ruled Wednesday that prosecutors failed to presentsufficient evidence to jurors that proved that Melia's alleged actionsin fact tormented the cows."I'm not saying it's okay," Judge Morley said in court after dismissing the charges."This is a legal question for me. It's not a question of morals."Melia and former girlfriend Heather Lewis remain charged with molesting the three girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 I'm glad i don't drink milk anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 What if the cow was under 18? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAMBUSA Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 I would think a cow would just snap your dick off like a celery stalk. "Taste his genitals" lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blake1221 Posted November 2, 2009 Report Share Posted November 2, 2009 Maybe the cop will loose his job and leave a job opening? Get your resumes together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 how about that lucky fella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 before i pass judgment, i'm going to have see a pic of said cow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 before i pass judgment, i'm going to have see a pic of said cowI heard she had big udders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 before i pass judgment, i'm going to have see a pic of said cowjust remember you asked for it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbot Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 I was just thinking "can cows have DSL's? if so, who could blame the poor guy?" and then i realized I'd be leaving myself wide open for a bad ass yo mama joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 If someone was ever caught with that cow 'tasting their genitals' I'd drop the charges too. That's punishment enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 4, 2009 Report Share Posted November 4, 2009 If someone was ever caught with that cow 'tasting their genitals' I'd drop the charges too. That's punishment enough. agreed!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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