Likwid Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 Opportunity cost...I maintained, since the first giveaway, that you had to be mentally retarded to go apeshit over this... stand in line for a fucking free $6 breakfast? Jesus people are stupid...I did the math given the above and I came out >200... but I didn't need that graph to tell me not to go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 I saw that on Digg a few hours ago, but Websense is blocking that under "Social Media and Blogs" :angry face:I'll have to wait to get home to see it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted February 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 (edited) I saw that on Digg a few hours ago, but Websense is blocking that under "Social Media and Blogs" :angry face:I'll have to wait to get home to see it.Websense... I hate HATE HATE that company....S = ((H+1)/5.99)*P*DIn which S equals one's Grand Slam "opportunity cost"H equals one's hourly wageP equals the Patience factor, andD equals the Dignity ConstantThe Patience factor varies from person to person, but let's say that an extremely impatient person would rate at eight and the Dalai Lama might rate at two. Meanwhile the Dignity Constant tends to hover at around 6.5 in the present economic atmosphere. S values between 1 and around 40 mean you're probably doing fine to wait for the extremely mediocre free food. Anything more than that, however, and you might begin wondering just how badly you want the goddamn eggs, pancakes, sausages, and the squirts. Edited February 9, 2010 by Likwid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted February 9, 2010 Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 lulz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likwid Posted February 9, 2010 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2010 lulzShoot, the site I quoted obviously doesn't know "order of operations", should be (H+1)/5.99I corrected above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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