XB12Ss Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Hayabusa. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Suzuki, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the frame of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the 'busa back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit,and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.The moral of the story? "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Hayabusa To Pick Up Chicks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CbrGirl Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Holy shit that's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gsxr750girl Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 thats awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrome Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 thats funny!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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