CbrGirl Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said shewas going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party. As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her earand she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made passionate love in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked whatkind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dancemuch?"He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I gotthere, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening." You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrome Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Thats not right. but funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluestreak Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 that is really funny all thats good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleaner Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 hilarious!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XB12Ss Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 OWNED! George Lucas would be proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
w103mcb Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 thats really funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yotaman88210 Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 OUCH!! That sucks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeDredd Posted October 12, 2007 Report Share Posted October 12, 2007 ohhh man thats messed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamlitt Posted October 13, 2007 Report Share Posted October 13, 2007 that is horrible haha but hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 HAHA Halloween party...HA HA......Halloween party! HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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