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Hey now dont write us off yet, heres a few things women have invented:

chocolate chip cookies

circular saw

dishwasher

electric hot water heater

engine muffler

fire escape

globes

kevlar

life raft

locomotive chimney

medical syringe

rotary engine

street-cleaning machine

submarine lamp and telescope

windshield wiper

bet cha' you never knew that! :)

We all know you googled it (which a man started btw) :lol:

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Necessity is the mother of invention, and boy you broads are needy bitches.

Hey now dont write us off yet, heres a few things women have invented:

chocolate chip cookies - Needed something to eat and get fat on while watching Oprah when their men were at work. Plus they missed the time away from the stove.

circular saw - too lazy to use a knife to cut the meat off the latest carcass the man just killed.

dishwasher - Joke writes itself

electric hot water heater - Complaining: "I'm too cold!!"

engine muffler - Complaining: "This is too loud!!"

fire escape - How do you 'invent' a way to leave a house?

globes - Women still can't read maps, and they're in 2D

kevlar - Still took a man to find a USE for it.

life raft - Complaining: "This is too dangerous!!"

locomotive chimney - Everything looks better to a woman if you plop a big phallus on it.

medical syringe - aka Precision Turkey baster.

rotary engine - Because they still don't understand the reciprocal kind. (not a woman btw that invented this)

street-cleaning machine - Cleaning? You don't say? If I had a spare vacuum I could duct tape it to a car too.

submarine lamp and telescope - saved you from walking to the neighbors house 1/2 mile away to borrow that recipe card.

windshield wiper - like wiping off the counter, except on a car.

bet cha' you never knew that! :)

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Necessity is the mother of invention, and boy you broads are needy bitches.

Have you ever designed a linkage mechanism???? (windshield wipers) Granted most are only 4-bar mechanism (if i remember correctly), but jebus, its terrible... and have there been any notable improvements on the original design?

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we invented pussy control...without us you have nothing...

wheezle how do you make babies cause without a woman that baby aint baking..

i will take my samich now! :p

I never understood that logic. You need the man to get it started anyways.

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Not really Hollywood cause that road goes both ways. You may have the pussy, but we have the dick and trust me we can with hold sex just as much as you can. I promise that!

As to the baby baking stuff, you have a point. Again though it takes two to tango, so no baby with out my seed. so your point is now null and void.

Make my samich now woman! :p

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Not really Hollywood cause that road goes both ways. You may have the pussy, but we have the dick and trust me we can with hold sex just as much as you can. I promise that!

As to the baby baking stuff, you have a point. Again though it takes two to tango, so no baby with out my seed. so your point is now null and void.

Make my samich now woman! :p

hahahaha ok i really need to catch my breath, this shit has me cracking up..i need a min ot respond to that one. i havent been around a bunch of smartasses like this in a long time. im a little rusty. and ill make you your samich when hell freezes over. but i might need my feet rubbed later! :D

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Helen Blanchard

Zig Zag sewing machine, 1840-1922

Marion Donovan

Disposable diaper, 1917-1998

Lillian Moller Gilbreth

Electric food mixer, trash can with a foot-pedal, 1878-1972

Bette Nesmith Graham

Liquid paper (white out), 1924-1980

Mary Phelps Jacob

Brassiere, 1891-1970

Mary Dixon Kies

Process for weaving straw with silk or thread, 1752-1837

Margaret Knight

Machine for making flat bottom paper bags, 1838-1914

Ann Moore

Pouch-like infant carrier, 1940-

Patsy Sherman

Scotchgard textile protector, 1930-

Ruth Wakefield

Chocolate chip cookies (Toll House Crunch Cookies), 1905-1977

trend? :popcorn:

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awww look chevysoldier knows how to google too! nice name drops guy!

and what trend are you speaking of?? the fact that men have thought for centuries that a womens place is in the home doesnt mean she cant experiment.

look at women now, im sitting here talking with you all about this then ill wake up in the morning and decide if i wanna ride my bike to school or not. women have come a long way and I dont plan on stopping.

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